ITT: It's 2030

Sup guys, just got back from Mars.
Anyone see the new Vampire movie with the Vampire slaughtering innocent children? Whatever happaned to the good ol days when vampires weren't asshats. Remember Twilight? Good time.

 

I'M ALMOST FORTY AND IM STILL ON THIS SITE FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuUUUUuuUuuu

 

Wow, I'm filthy rich. Everyone buy my album and listen to it on your 23rd Gen iPod Holograms.

 

Sup guys I can't wait for the XXVI Winter Olympics games on the moon.
Everyone remember Earth? Ahah, what a ****hole that was eh?

 

i cant wait for Final Fantasy XXI

 

i bought it and am watching the music video in my mind with my new iPod that links directly to your head. remember those brick iPhones? my friend has one that he uses for a door stop.

 

What are you? Some sort of bad troll?
We all know that the negro race was exterminated during the Xylon attack of 2023. May their soul's rest in peace.

 

wait a second then how am I...?
im 37 and what is this I dont even

 

Last surviving black man?

 

I teleported to Mexico. They have some good Buritos, as well as the latest Mexicana 567.023, a machine to decipher aliens from robots.

Plus, the war in Afghanistan was caused by a simple tea party that got crashed.

 

impossible, its Will Smith, he is still on life support, STILL HANGING ON

 

Will Smith does not need support.

For anything.

 

Dude, he's still alive and kicking. Although I heard he had a recent car accident which has left his left arm and lung terribly wounded, and thus they were replaced with a robot arm and iron lungs.
He's currently a police officer, and totally loony about robots. He just doesn't trust them.


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Sorry, I watched I Robot a while ago. It's like my 20th time.

 

oh lol, i had that movie for my PSP



and then i sold it

 

Wow I can't believe this ****. I miss the good ol'days when people sat down and drew and painted for hours and created art.

Now it's 100% technology and my career as an artist went down the drain.

fml.

 

It's 2030 and I've just had my 57 and a half child. It's a buy one, get another for half price.

 

Fuck, only two more years until the world ends, guys. ​

 

The world ended 18 years ago. This is Neo Earth.