We have Highschool Musical toilet paper in my house x: My dad says he's honored that Zac Effron's face can wipe his ass :v
Wait.....so you AREN'T meant to eat soup out of condoms? ;-; GODAMN YOU DISNEY. Not that this post makes any sense.
Disney will find a way to lower the age of consent across the world to six years and everything will be dandy.