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  1. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You tell him quickly that you've got no patience for his acting and you'd prefer it if he was a little more straightforward during the mission, if he is indeed coming with them. His protests fall on deaf ears. You tell him that you will be picking up some things for the job and you need a location to get to since you can't wait two days. He grouses a bit and then waves you over. You lean in, hand drifting towards your Mk III as you listen to him whisper a place. You lean in further and whisper your thanks back as close to his ear as possible. He jerks back slightly and ask him if it's embarrassing to have to pretend that such small things bother him. He frowns at you and maintains that just because his job is to talk to people doesn't mean that he's a spy or a liar. You shake your head and ruffle his hair as you would a kid's even though it's quite likely that he's a bit older than you. Still, you need to keep him on his toes. He makes a face at you for a moment, but then looks surprised as you walk toward the door. He rushes to catch you, but you turn and tell him to get back to his drink or whatever it is he does when you're not around, you'll see him in two days if he's not lying. He holds out his hand awkwardly and asks you if you promise. You

    [] Don't get it. What's he doing?
    [] Shake his hand.
    [] Snub him, this is going to happen at your pace, not his.
    [] Hand him something from your inventory.
     
  2. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    [x] Don't get it. What's he doing?
     
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    Well....looks like a shake.....but.....third option is very tempting(because it sounds hilarious)....but the fourth option is also very tempting(because it sounds even more hilarious)......dude we should've kept one of the condoms and handed it to him for the lols. XD (I'll say snub him. Just to keep him on guard)
     
  4. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I think we still have those condoms.

    I change my vote.

    [x] Hand him a condom.
     
  5. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    [x][] Hand him something from your inventory.
     
  6. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You aren't too sure what he's asking for at first, but after a second you get that he's a hand shaker. Well you aren't. So instead you grab a double berry lime flavored condom from Marcus' wallet and hand it to him with a cutesy little wink. If you thought he was beet red when you asked him to zip up your dress then he was now probably somewhere in the infrared range. He immediately starts stammering and staring at his shoes. You take the opportunity to walk out of the bar and hail another taxi. By the time he catches up to you you're waving at him with a shit eating grin from behind a layer of safety glass. He starts shouting something after you, but you don't really care. Though, you're pretty sure that he's not acting at least. You've never met anyone so very on their game that they had such a smooth an natural response for something like that. Either way you have to pick up a few things for the job. First and foremost your second favorite gun. If your Double Eagle is like a sex partner to you, your Anzio is like that ex you keep getting back together with whenever he's in town and have a wild weekend with before you realize he's leaving again and you try to kill him for playing with your emotions. Well, you'd likely think that if you'd had experience with that kind of thing. But you haven't so you just call it a work of art that you scribbled all over until it was better. It's locked up in your workshop, an abandoned garage that you took over after the previous owners came down with a case of sudden and acute lead poisoning while shopping for heroin. This garage was in a ****** neighborhood a couple blocks away, you head straight over. As you walk up to the front you realize that the lock's been broken. The windows are all still boarded up. You see some blood from one of your traps going off. You

    [] Draw your Double Eagle and Mk III go in through the front.
    [] Draw your P99 and go in through the back.
    [] Get back and watch for a bit. See what's up.
    [] Leave, you can come back later.
     
  7. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    [x] Get back and watch for a bit. See what's up.
    [x]Draw your P99 and go in through the back.
     
  8. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    [x] Get back and watch for a bit. See what's up.
     
  9. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You draw your Walther and gain a better vantage point in building across the alley. There are no signs of movement in the garage. Strange. You didn't see a body at the entrance, someone must have moved it or less likely the wound was only superficial. You would wait a bit. There was no rush, the great thing about the back entrance was that it was covered by a false wall on the outside and a drill press. No traps, just hard to see and hard to get through. So there isn't much of a threat of them making their way out without you hearing them break through the windows or back out through the front door. So you sit for a bit and wait. Nothing for five minutes. No signs of movements or indications of anything happening. You decide it's time to check around the sides and back. It's annoying going the long way around the rooftops, but it's better than getting close and being taken by surprise. No damage to the windows or anything. No signs of leaving through the back. You hear a claymore going off followed by a shotgun. Ah, so they tried to leave and missed the exit trap. Good for them. You go to check it out immediately, sure enough you see a body and a horrified looking man with a bloody bandage wrapped around the stump of his arm. He must have triggered the first trap. You

    [] Kill him now.
    [] Get down from the roof and handle him down in the alley.
    [] Shout down to him and threaten.
    [] Watch for more intruders.
     
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    [X] Watch for more intruders.
     
  11. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    [x] Shout down to him and threaten.
    [x] Watch for more intruders.
     
  12. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    [x] Shout down to him and threaten.
    [x] Watch for more intruders.
     
  13. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You call out to the man but remain somewhat hidden. He jumps like a frightened jackrabbit and starts waving around a dirty looking pistol, looking for the source of the sound. You tell him not to panic and that you're here to help. He still has no idea where you are. You tell him that he needs to tell you what happened here quickly before you see how much he likes it without his other arm. He freezes. You tell him that as long as he does as you say he'll be fine. You first tell him to drop the gun, kick it away and get all of his comrades to do the same. He drops the gun and kicks it away says he's alone, you tell him lying is a sin. He swears up and down that he's alone. You tell him to step away from the garage then. You see no one, but they could be further inside. He still doesn't see you but seems to be very close to running away. Now you ask him to remember that you first told him he'd be fine if he explained what happened. He does so ploddingly. He explains how he and his dead buddy noticed this place was empty and thought they could bust in and steal what was inside. You tell him that was stupid and his friend was dead because of it. He said that he didn't know. You have half a mind to just put him out of his misery now. You don't though, no point in killing someone you're not getting paid to. You tell him to scurry off and don't tell anyone about this or you'll know. By the way he moved you could tell he wasn't a pro and by the way he talked you could tell he probably wasn't lying. Best to be careful anyways, next you

    [] Make a C4 grenade to clear out the front in case someone's hiding there.
    [] Walk in through the back and shoot whoever you see.
    [] Follow the scared man a bit.
    [] Look through your phone for someone to call.
     
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    [X] Make a C4 grenade to clear out the front in case someone's hiding there.
     
  15. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    [x] Walk in through the back and shoot whoever you see.
     
  16. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    [x] Walk in through the back and shoot whoever you see.
    [x] Look through your phone for someone to call.
     
  17. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    It's time to move in. You cautiously head down into the alley. No one there lurking about, good. So you head around back, can't be too careful. The facade is intact. Alright, then. You feel for the edge, there it is. The facade falls away and you ease it to the ground. The door is dusty but a can of WD-40 you left near the jamb helps keep the hinges quiet. You look in and look behind you. Nothing on both accounts. You open the door, slide underneath the press and draw a bead on a human shape. Tall, muscular, spiky ha-- fuck. You stand up and call out to him. He surprisingly does indeed respond to being called a Sour Kraut, he even turns on the lights for you. He's a big bruiser, probably twice your weight in sweat coated wife beater clad muscle. He calls you Snowflake as venomously and disdainfully as his thick German accent can translate. You ask him what he's doing in your garage. He says that he's checking your security. You ask him to kindly mop up his mess and leave. He says that the kid at the door isn't his. You balk and fire a round into his leg. He's always wearing those ridiculous bulletproofed trousers so he grunts angrily and flips the bird at you. He asks what you're doing here. You tell him it's your damn garage and he needs to fuck off before you bruise his kneecaps. He asks if a man named Fiorre tried to hire you for a two year long job. You tell him he's calling him self Gregory now. He asks if you'll help him kill him. You refuse flat out. There's no reason to kill Remiel now. Sour frowns and tries to convince you that there's a problem with this. You tell him to refuse the job if he hates it so much. He said he already did. You ask him why he cares so much then. He says, that the guy is probably going to kill him for it though. You say he's being paranoid and shoot him in the other leg to remind him how much he annoys you. He groans more at your uncooperative behavior than the pain. He says that you better refuse too. You tell him that you already accepted because you like money. He grumbles something about you being too full of yourself and then stalk out saying that this isn't the end of it. You sigh before recovering the Anzio. It weighs a good 145 lbs and even in it's special carrying case is really cumbersome. Next you

    [] Clean up the body.
    [] Get everything else in this joint and ditch it altogether.
    [] Chase after Sour Kraut.
    [] Make a call.
     
  18. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    [x] Get everything else in this joint and ditch it altogether.
    [x] Chase after Sour Kraut.
     
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    [x] Get everything else in this joint and ditch it altogether.
    [x] Chase after Sour Kraut.