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Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Jiku Neon, Jul 30, 2012.

  1. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You decide to read over the case file again while you set up your desk. Two years. Twenty four jobs. Nine and a half millions dollars. Team of nine including yourself and a spy. Only the first location is disclosed but detailed blueprints of the area, weather maps and traffic history have all been included. You could practically see what it was like in Bristol. You also see that transportation has been arranged. The nine hundred fifty thousand you were given to cover expenses was likely meant to cover passports, lodging and equipment. Nothing too far out of the ordinary other than the number of missions. But without their locations, you have no idea what the connection might be. The job description for the first stop doesn't exactly tell you much either. Almost anyone would want you to do this. If you weren't so damn professional you might have done this one yourself years ago. Whatever. You've got work to do. It takes a couple hours, but your P99 you bummed off of a police contact in Canada is now finally in a usable state. Not that it was broken before or anything, you're just really picky about your guns. Hence none of them are still composed of all their original parts. You wish manufacturers would get it right for once. Just as you are contemplating sending in a few design hints you hear a knock at the door. You pretend to be out but the annoying thud of bone on wood continues. You break down check your surveillance camera. It's a familiar face. If that face's owner had a face, you'd punch it. You don't disarm the traps but tell him to come in anyways. He asks if the traps are disabled. You ask him if he's feeling lucky. He says that he's got stuff to talk about.

    What do you say?
     
  2. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Come in through the window like the other guy did.
     
  3. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    I'm busy now. Is it important?
     
  4. Yozora Archer

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    "Stay out there, I'll come out."


    The man's got stuff to talk about, why not.
     
  5. Firekeyblade Hollow Bastion Committee

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    "Well? What is it?"
     
  6. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    But outside's not safe, yo.
     
  7. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You're not really all that busy, but this guy is horrible and you hate him. He gripes a bit, but then he says that it's super important. You press him about what it is specifically, but he claims he can't say it through the door. It's sorta private. You tell him you don't wanna hear about his personal issues. He says it involves you. You pause. The last time you had anything to do with this piece of crap was the last time you were in this town three years ago. He turned one of your clients against you and you ended up having to skip town. Maybe it was something to do with that. You add your P99 to your inventory and exit your apartment. He was a pretty pony. Got everything he ever wanted because he was tall blonde and traditionally attractive. So you punch him in the nose. He doubles over in pain, swearing at you and practically sobbing. You say thanks for the harsh on your buzz and pull him back to his feet. He claims that you broke it, damn straight you did. He grumbled over it until you pull your Double Eagle out and tell him it get a move on. As you two walk through the nearby park towards a family restaurant he suggested, he explains that he's in a situation with some people who want you dead, his as well, but that's unimportant. You near the restaurant and he's finally nearly done with his stupid story and you

    [] Let him pay for the meal and let him finish.
    [] Leave him to die now. It's not your problem, you're out of town soon.
    [] Kill him yourself.
     
  8. Korosu Kingdom Keeper

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    [x] Let him pay for the meal and let him finish.
     
  9. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    [x] Let him pay for the meal and let him finish.
     
  10. LostMemory Destiny Islands Resident

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    [x] Kill him yourself.
     
  11. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Let him finish. Epic diner shootout.
     
  12. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    The two of you eat together. You in silence and he not shutting up for a second. He goes on and on about how much you owe him and how it helps you too to help him and so on and so forth. He doesn't seem to get that you're just as likely to off him as they are. You mention this to him and he pales. You smirk, it's not like you'd shoot him in public you remind him. He calms a bit. After you're both finished he picks up the tab and you make to leave. He grabs you by the arm, prompting you to drive your forearm into his neck and trip him up, leaving him on the ground barely able to breathe. He laughs. You frown. You tell him that he's on his own unless he's willing to pay you some serious cash. He says he hasn't got much and was hoping you'd put it on his tab. You tell him that you don't run tabs, it's unprofessional and stupid. He wonders if he could make a trade. You inquire about what he'd like to trade. He says he's got some vintage guns and a house. It's not much for your trouble but it's not a bad deal. You

    [] Take the job. You've got this.
    [] Reject the job. You don't have time for this shit.
    [] Leave without a word.
    [] Tell him about your commitments for the next two years.
     
  13. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    [x] Reject the job. You don't have time for this shit.
     
  14. Yozora Archer

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    Take the job mawfuka you got dis
     
  15. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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  16. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    You tell him that you'll give him a hand. Not an arm, not your axe or bow or sword. A hand. You give him a business card, your expediter's specifically, he should be able to get him out of town. You ask for his keys and his wallet in return though. He hands them over without question. You warn him not to deactivate any of his credit cards before you get a crack at them. He concedes unhappily. Suspicious. You tell him that if he's trying to mess with you again you'll break more than just his nose next time. He grimaces, thanks you and then scuttles off like a rat. Now it's time to clean up his mess. You immediately go down to his place. Not unexpectedly some people are waiting for him. You recognize them. If you hate him, you want them dead. So you shoot all three of them in the knees. Good job P99. The mods were worth the time. The three goons fall over howling in pain. You knock out the stupider ones and leave the leader awake. You tell him to shut his face before you turn it to hamburger meat. He stops blubbering long enough to tell you that they were waiting for your employer to return and some people were headed over to torch your place too. You tell him that you're going to either kill him or call the police. He asks for the police. You tell him to get out his phone. You claim the three men tried to rob you, they corroborate. Everything works out fine. You enter the apartment to loot a few things before

    [] Heading back home.
    [] Heading to the garage.
    [] Heading to the safe house.
    [] Calling Remiel.
     
  17. Yozora Archer

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    "scuttles off like a rat" oh you





    Call Reimel.
     
  18. Jiku Neon Kingdom Keeper

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    He's probably off doing hoodrat shit by now.
     
  19. Yozora Archer

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    Course he is. It's the manly thing to do.
     
  20. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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