It's December 21st 2012

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  1. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    It's a fishpond that keeps food warm and glows at night.

    Ass maggots is a new type of vegetable that keeps track of your personal calendar!

    Dragon droppings is like a normal umbrella, but it cannot be moved.

    Baby Boing the Hyperdick Child is like a normal energy drink, but it has no moving parts.

    Borp floppa moop diddly is a TV remote control that can be taken on holiday! It can speak twelve languages.

    None of these things will help me
     
    Ars Nova, Jan 17, 2012
    Ars Nova, Jan 17, 2012
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  2. Beucefilous Kingdom Keeper

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    Marluxia is a bathtub that takes high-quality digital photos, has a leopardskin print and can be used to scrape ice off of windscreens.
     
    Beucefilous, Jan 17, 2012
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  3. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    *ahem*

    "Your face is a letterbox! It contains a tinier version of itself!"

    Your face = Postboxception
     
    Ienzo, Jan 17, 2012
    Ienzo, Jan 17, 2012
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  4. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    A contraceptive that plays the national anthem and obeys simple instructions.

    REPUBLICAN'S WET DREAM
     
    Ars Nova, Jan 17, 2012
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  5. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    ... Are you serious?

    What in...
     
    Makaze, Jan 17, 2012
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  6. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    It's a lightbulb that can play chess! It fires plastic darts and keeps your teeth clean.

    welp, at least I can hunt, have light, have good oral hygiene and play chess.
    Useful? Not really.
     
    axel-chanviii, Jan 17, 2012
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  7. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Laundry Basket is a postage stamp that shouts 'WARNING!' at the first sign of danger and keeps you warm at night.
    At least it has air holes, and I have shelter.....sort of.
     
    Tyrant Valvatorez, Jan 17, 2012
    Tyrant Valvatorez, Jan 17, 2012
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  8. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    My penis is like a normal fridge magnet, but it disinfects work surfaces.


    ...


    My vagina is a letter-opener that keeps you warm at night! It has been blessed by a priest.


    ...okay. lol
     
    Bushy, Jan 17, 2012
    Bushy, Jan 17, 2012
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  9. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Your mom is a pair of shoes that runs on a single AA battery!
    I surly will enjoy using her.
     
    Tyrant Valvatorez, Jan 17, 2012
    Tyrant Valvatorez, Jan 17, 2012
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  10. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    Kamina's ass is a banner advert that kills cockroaches!

    The Mighty Kamina's ass is a blow-up doll that plays Nethack! It has a built-in motion sensor.

    Kamina's arse is an airbag that's designed by Terence Conran! It speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones and has been blessed by a priest.

    The Mighty Kamina's arse is a bubble-car that exists in five dimensions!



    ...The last one about it existing in five dimensions?
    ...That could be possible with Gurren Lagann logic. XD
     
    Bushy, Jan 17, 2012
    Bushy, Jan 17, 2012
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  11. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    A hooker is a billboard that's only visible under ultraviolet light, is monogrammed (up to three letters) and can play the trumpet.
    Who says you should stay away from them?
     
    Tyrant Valvatorez, Jan 17, 2012
    Tyrant Valvatorez, Jan 17, 2012
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  12. Krowley Moderator

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    Luckily my Rush Mix Tape is an oven that has a mind of its own, it stretches to twice its original size and helps around the home.
    That home that was destroyed... Too soon Rush mix tape... Too soon...
     
    Krowley, Jan 17, 2012
    Krowley, Jan 17, 2012
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  13. Te Deum Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Smart.

    Again, smart.

    Site inception, yet finds way out.....

    Understandable and useful. Good job.

    I WANT THIS
     
    Te Deum, Jan 17, 2012
    Te Deum, Jan 17, 2012
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