I'm going to New Jersey tomorrow

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  1. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    My mom says that we're not going to the crappy part of it though, I don't believe her though, there is no "nice" part about New Jersey, and I'm going to a family reunion! Thats right, time to meet people I don't now and will probably only meet once! Isn't that great? Well at least I'll be able to take my computer with me, thank god.
     
  2. Misty gimme kiss

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    -> Go to New Jersey.
    -> Spend the next six weeks showering.
     
  3. Amaury Chaser

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    Ahahaha!

    Good luck, OP.
     
  4. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    God damn it, I seriously don't want to go, why do I have to meet people I don't know and will never meet again?
     
  5. Amaury Chaser

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    Because that's life, damn it! :3
     
  6. Tyrant Valvatorez Gummi Ship Junkie

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    Well **** life
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  7. Fayt-Harkwind Where yo curly mustache at?

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    There's always a nice part and a not-nice part for everywhere.
    For example Detroit. The nice part is where Robocop isn't on duty.
     
  8. AnimeGirl104 Hollow Bastion Committee

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    My friend lives in New Jersey.

    My grandma lived in New Jersey.

    I don't see why people diss New Jersey so much.:\
     
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    Just stay away from the beach. People might try to turn your vacation into a crappy drama show.
     
  10. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    Just stay inland, if you catch my drift...

    Otherwise, there'll be a serious... "predicament"
     
  11. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    New Jersey isn't that bad. Outside of the industrial areas it's actually pretty nice.

    That's really just Seaside Heights.
    Point Pleasant, Cape May, and Wildwood are great. Especially Wildwood.
     
  12. Sanya Orussia’s 586th Fighter Regiment

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    There are nice parts, we got a beach house on Brigantine island out there by Atlantic City it's really nice. Same with most of South Jersey.

    Er... not really. Detroit is a hell hole pretty much everywhere besides parts of downtown (Tiger stadium/Fox Theater area).
     
  13. Misty gimme kiss

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    I live in New York. It's geologically predetermined I'm going to make fun of Jersey. c:
     
  14. Stardust Chaser

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    come to Oklahoma instead









    actually no that's a bad idea it sucks >:
     
  15. ShibuyaGato Transformation

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    I live in Florida. East Coasters are DESTINED to poke fun at Jersey... Espacially the coastline.
     
  16. The Fuk? Dead

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    lolololololol.


    No seriously, that was hilarious. xD


    Oh yeah, and Boston. Oh yeeeeeeah.
     
  17. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Are you implying the beaches are bad or something? ._.
     
  18. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    Florida in this biatch. Our beaches don't have obnoxious people in tight shirts with spiky hair and unhealthily orange colored skin tones. Winning.
     
  19. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    Pretty sad too, Detroit is really pretty.

    Don't believe the Chrysler commercials... Detroit does suck.
     
  20. Korra my other car is a polar bear dog

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    Neither do 90% of Jersey's beaches. :B