I'm going camping this weekend.

I don't think the campsite has wifi.

 

Don't die, don't fall off a cliff, and don't get knocked up.

 

K, not likely, and who in the hell would I gonna get knocked up by?

 

Bigfoot?

 

The boy that I know you're taking because that's what kids do.

Damn kids.

 

I think she should be more careful of the masked killer that will be stalking them.

 

Camping, camping, camping, WEEEE! Don't let flies fall into your oatmeal now.

 

Nah, that only happens in movies. Besides, I told her not to die. If she disobeys me on that, I'll kill her.

 

You're a braver woman than I am.

 

I went camping once. hated it

 

Puh-leeze, KS, you know I'd beat you in a straight fight.

 

Dude, wouldn't it be easier to only say when you like something?

Not if you were already dead from camping, you wouldn't.

 

Bring toilet paper .

 

Depends on the campground really... I went camping cross country last summer and almost all of them had wifi. Exceptions being the one in the middle of a hole in the ground... no it wasn't the grand canyon plz, the grand canyon is too mainstream...