"I'm Cold as Fire, baby Hot as Ice." That's right! No questions asked. The ice and myself are equally hot. xD
No I'm serious. I'm not being sarcastic. I'm actually surprised that you guys got it. I would've never thought what it meant. That time I'm not dissing myself, just saying.
God damn it Mike, you're so fudging hard on yourself. Trust me, you're probably more attractive than me. Wait, what?