I'm 21 weeks old today, Mommy.

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  1. Keychain System Two?!

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    Aren't you proud of me? We're going somewhere today, and it's somewhere new. I'm excited. It looks like a hospital, too. I want to be a doctor when I grow up, Mommy. Did I tell you that? I hope you're as excited as I am. I can't wait.

    ...Mommy, I'm getting scared. Your heart is still beating, but I don't know what you are thinking. The doctor is talking to you. I think something's going to happen soon. I'm really, really, really scared, Mommy. Please tell me you love me. Then I will feel safe again. I love you!





    Mommy, what are they doing to me!? It hurts! Please make them stop! It feels bad! Please, Mommy, please please help me! Make them stop!
     
  2. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Suck it up and be a man!
     
  3. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Oh, don't worry, we are saving you a lifetime of pain and suffering. And you are not even capable of feeling fear yet. Stop whining.
     
  4. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I assume this has something to do with abortion?
     
  5. Mr. Pumpkin Hollow Bastion Committee

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    For some reason this makes me want to swallow wasps
     
  6. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I'm not sure how to take this thread. Anyone know the reaction I should have?
     
  7. C This silence is mine

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    You'll get over it.
     
  8. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Nor do you know what a mother is, you have not been around long enough to develop love for her, and the pain will seem random. No attachment to a person that you have not seen with your own eyes.
     
  9. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    probably .
     
  10. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Shiit just got reaaaal
     
  11. Britishism Gummi Ship Junkie

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    A fetus being able to form cohesive thoughts?

    Must be some superchild.
     
  12. C This silence is mine

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    Burn the witch!
     
  13. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    It would explain Baby Geniuses.
     
  14. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Those movies...
     
  15. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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  16. Loxare Hollow Bastion Committee

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    if youre a fetus in the womb, how can you see the doctors? also, 21 weeks is 5 months. way too late to abort.
     
  17. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Why do you say that? More dangerous for the mother, maybe...
     
  18. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    [video=youtube;xmGPZ9Dq4ug]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmGPZ9Dq4ug[/video]
     
  19. Keychain System Two?!

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    It's not abortion. The doctors are raping the fetus. You couldn't tell?