If you met a KH person in real life...

I could totally imagine you turning in your science project. Its a heartless in a glass box, clawing at the outside.

There would be a 500 page report on how to currupt a heart.

 

what the....I didn't notice this thread before? o-o
*clears throat* okies...

Sora: hug him and ask to borrow his keyblade
Riku: hug him
Kairi: become friends with her
Namine: become friends
Roxas: hugs
Axel: kidnap
Demyx: kidnap and...(you don't want to know)
Zexion: kidnap
Vexen: kidnap then kick him
DiZ: MURDER HIM
Xemnas: make fun of him
Marluxia: kidnap

 

Here's the first thing out of my mouth...

Sora: "You have a license to go with that Gummi ship?"
Riku: "Why do you limp like that?"
Kairi: Nothing. I'd kiss her on sight.
Roxas: "There's no way your hair's like that naturally."
Namine: "Um...you do wear underwear, right?" right before I tickle her.
Xemnas: "Terra, is that you?!"
Xigbar: "Why weren't you doing Port Royal instead of Luxord? The eyepatch would've had you fit right in!"
Xaldin: "Whassup, G?"
Vexen: Nothing. I'd use my patented "Kickin' Crotch" ninja technique before running.
Lexaeus: "Dragonball rip-off."
Zexion: *coughemocough*
Saix: "I heard your mother was a werewolf."
Axel: "That whole thing between you and Roxas? It never happened."
Demyx: "Wuss."
Luxord: "It's time to duel! Get your game on!"
Marluxia: "What kind of conditioner do you use?"
Larxene: Nothing. I'd get the heck out of there as soon as she's in view.

 

Hahaha... XD His pants are a little awkward.

 

My questions are this:

Sora: How does your ahir remain so spiky?

Kairi: Where did you get your dress? Because I love it.

Namine: How do you feel about Roxas?

Axel: Has Larxene ever molested you?

Xemnas: Did you ever think when you put an X in your name?

Riku: How did you get so muscular in a year?

 

One word "Steroids!"


I would totally ask Marluxia why he dies his hair pink, then harras him when he insist its naturally that color. I'm sure that would make him mad and then I'd be like "What you gonna do, kill me with a rose pedal?"

... I totally would die if I met a KH character in real life.

 

If I saw Axel I would hog tie him and hide him in my spider infested basement. >D

 

I would put what ever i was smoking down

 

Sora: Omgeee Hai, you should so date Kairi :D
Riku: *screams loudly* Will you marry me *googly eyes*
Kairi: Hey, j00 are so pretty :D
Namine: Will you make my annoying fanclub forget that they knows me >_>
Roxas: Heyy CUTIE (but not as good as Riku ;))

 

LOL, These are so funny to read.

Let's see, what would I do...

Sora: Oh wow! You're cool!! Can I have a hug?
Riku: Kick him. Hard. (Not a fan of him...)
Kairi: Aww, I feel sorry for you...have a cookie!
Namine: You're an awesome drawer! You should get a deviantart page!!
Roxas: OMEGEE I want ice cream!!! *Glomps!*
Axel: *In awe of awesomeness* Can I have an autograph for my bff please??
Demyx: *GLOMPS!*
Xaldin: *Hit with a brick* You were so annoying!! *Shove him with his own spears*
Larxene: Hey, you're cool, can you teach me how to use lightning??
Marluxia: FLOWER POWER BOY! *Runs away real fast*
Seifer: *Bops on the head with a struggle paddle*

That's all I can think of right now...

 

LOL, awesome. Thats probably the most honest answer of this thread.

 

I would ask everyone why they fall down so much.

 

KH characters dont fall down that much, in fact, I really cant think of a single time a character fell down short of running into force field of being hit with something really heavy.

Its not like Vivi from FF9 who trips over his own robe and falls down at least once in every scene. (I did laugh at the poor wizard when he did fall though)

 

Sora: Can I steal your hair gel?
Riku: *glomps*
Kairi: . . .*no comment*
Axel: Why is there bacon in the soup?
Roxas: WHY do you have to have Jessie's voice? WHYYYYY?!

 

If I met Sora: "Can I see your keyblade pleeeeaase? :3"
If I met Saix: "Gah your so awesome! o_o teach me how to fight like you!!"
If I met Larxene:"Your a ***** :D" *runs like hell*

 

Sora: I think your sooooooooo HOT!!!!!
Kairi: *keeps jabbering on about all the stuff I want to know*

 

Demyx: punch in the face and steal his Sitar :3

Roxas: id probably hang out with him :\

 

Sora : Why did you act so stupid when you met Kairi again in KH2? Why didn't you hug her immediately or kiss her!? Instead you just looked like you weren't sure what to do and hesitated to hug her!
Kairi : I like your outfit.
Riku : Do you have feeling for Kairi? and.. How you saw things around while you had blindfolded?
Roxas : Can I have your autograph? *puppy eyes* You are sooo cute!
Axel : Do you know you've reminded me of Reno sooo much lol
Donald : I know you had to miss Desy sometimes while you'd gone to venture, didn't you?

 

sora: take his keyblade and beat roxas up
roxas: ask him to take me into the KH world
riku: ask him what the darkness was like
axel: take his weapon and take his lines
kairi: your so cute, I gotta kiss you
Demyx: take his sitar and beat him up
Xaldin: find out the secret of the org.
Saix: ask him to tell me his secret
Namine: your a great drawer
Larxene: fart is his/her face
Marluxia: call him mansex and smashes a brick on his head

 

If I'd meet one of the Kingdom Hearts characters in person, I would...

Sora: Ask for a Keyblade fight with one from my action figures.

Roxas: ...Well, considering the fact I have a crush on him, I'd ask him out after a quick chat with him.

Kairi: Make fun of her that she can't summon her Keyblade like Sora, or just say Riku gave that to her so she wouldn't feel left out.

Namine`: Ask her to move in, be my sister, and help give out drawing lessons.

Riku: Ask him if he really is old and is a hippie, and if no, ask him if he dyed his hair so he could look smexiful.

Axel: I'd challenge him to a battle in Dance Dance Revolution.

Larxene: Also ask her to move in and be my older sister, and see if she's Guitar Hero material.

Xemnas: Call him Mansex and RUN!