If You Could Have Any Super (Or Unusual) Power, What Would It Be?

Hmm, I think I'll take the keyblade. At least you can use magic with that

 

What about Tylanol? Y'know, half red, half blue?

 

Ya that's what I'd like to be able to do to. And be able to shapeshift. :3 :3 :3 :3 :3

 

Because that is not the power I asked for.

 

shapshifting is cool, but you should also make it that you can have all the abilities of whoever you change into

 

You know what scares me about shape shifting? What happens to all of your body parts when you change? Do they become the equivalent of whatever you're changing to? If so, what is a starfish's equivilant of a head? What happens to your arms when you become something that doesn't have arms?
*Shudder*

 

I would like the power to use sarcasm...

 

Your nitpicking will not phase an Evil Genie, Mak Donald's

You better hope your powers are coming from a nice guy

 

Cloning is not teleportation, not even in the philosophical sense. Going above and beyond is not a Genie's job.

 

Disappear. Or, you could watch Animorphs to find out

 

How about this then? Your brain is the only part that teleports because your brain is the only part of your body that is you. Should've said, "I wish for the power to teleport myself, the rest of my body, and nothing else to any location that I choose."

That's a good teleportation wish.

@Aqua: Law of Conservation of Matter.

 

I suppose. But then I would just ask to be a god and solve everything.

 

Genie might be an Atheist. Wish to be a God, and you'll cease to exist.

 

That does not make any sense. As soon as he created me, a god would exist. He would be forced to believe in them if he created one.

I seek omnipotence.

 

To an atheist, a god is an idea. Nothing more. So, okay, you exist, but only in the minds of whoever happens to believe in Makaze the god.

 

Or be turned into a genie.

Teleportation is already dangerous anyway, an evil genie wouldn' t even have to mess with your wish.
You want to be able to teleport ? Sure, go ahead, have fun teleporting into a child you didn' t know was there, or in front of a car you couldn' t see coming from where you were, or ...

 

So you say, but that is a very abstract definition. I would ask for omnipotence without omniscience instead.

 

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Anyways, I want the power to control shadows. That'd be cool.

Or time.

 

Unless he's a dick. Then he'd mess it up just to mess it up.

@Makaze: That's better. Or you could merely wish for all the properties attributed to God by Theists, thereby not being god, but still being exactly like him.

 

I wish to be a god, not the god.

A more correct version of my first wish is, "I wish to control my position in space based on will."