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Heads, kill, romance, annoy, follow, please, Tails glomp...............

GLOMP!!!!

 

Charrletto is younger program...

Target: Kid Hero

Action Options: Love Unconditionally
_____________ Please Sexually

 

Grammatical failure.

MUST DESTROY.

 

......I didn't really do that.

._.

 

I'm having some issues believing that.

 

Kid Hero....

Enter command...

Sora March....
*cocks gun*

 

Oh god, shme's just listening to everything everybody says. Wolfie said must destroy, and I accused Kid Hero of hacking shmer.

 

.....

Action Taken: Revive Project KyRi

 

FUCK WHERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROMa

 

Now Restoring Project KyRi...

Machinery is prepared...

Commence rebuilding of KyRi...

Rebirth will be accomplished in FIVE MINUTES...

Good night, Gentlemen...

 

HOLY SHIT
UM
RUNa

 

Exits blocked....

Rebirth in FOUR MINUTES...

 

B|
Bad EDWARD. You stop that right now, or you go to bed without charging.

 

....Anger has been raised....

Body has developed... EDWARD_1 will change body type...
*EDWARD_1 is now in the guise of a 16 year-old girl*

 

EDWARD_1, go to your room right now.

 

Anger raised indefinitely...

EDWARD_1 is going through metamorphosis...

*EDWARD_1 now looks like a twenty year-old woman, bra size DD*

 

edward_1, now.

 

*Grabs Giant Dalkism Pope Bat, painted like Sailor Moon's scepter*

 

EDWARD_1, I am warning you, you will regret it if you do not go up into that room right now.

 

*EDWARD_1 becomes EDWARD_!*

HP: 315!%@$(#

*EDWARD_! swings bat violently*