Ideas for my answering machine message

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  1. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    I need something cool. ^^
     
  2. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    "Hello? "
     
  3. axel-chanviii Twilight Town Denizen

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    My friend suggested the Pokerap lol
     
  4. DemyxPlaysMySitar Twilight Town Denizen

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    Do it. 8D stupid character boundaries Dx
     
  5. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    DU EET fuckin' hell D:
     
  6. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    "Hello? yeah, it's me. Who's this? Who? Oh hey, what's up? What? I'm sorry, I can't hear you! Speak louder! Hello?! Hello!! This is an answering machine!!! BEEP"


    I hate those.


    Of course there's also this.
     
  7. Nate_River Hollow Bastion Committee

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    "Believe it or not George isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep. I must be out or i'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not I'm not home"
     
  8. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    Either:
    "Speeak!" (XD Rent rulz)
    or in a swedish accent
    "Hello this is [your name here]'(s) skiing instructor Daeveed. Unfortunately [your name here] is in Sweden learning to ski [sound of somebody screaming and going past really fast]. But if you let me know what you were going to talk about to him/her I'll pass it on after she/he wakes up from the head-truma induced coma."
     
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  10. The Twin My, what a strange duet

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    Do an explosion or something. Be like "Hello? Oh-BOOM"

    That was mine after I got sick of my old message: "Hi, you've reached Nashida (not my real name, durr), I've missed your call because I've slipped and fallen on my frozen driveway and I'm stuck there. I'll call you back as soon as someone is able to pry me off of the frozen asphalt".
     
  11. reptar REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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    A recording of the beep.
     
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  14. Ars Nova Just a ghost.

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    ...

    Easily the best idea yet
     
  15. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Record yourself licking ice cream.