I will light you cat on fire.....

and Piss All Over It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well if you do that to my cat, then you don't even wanna know what I'll do to your mom. Whats the lesson? Don't mess with my animals, or else I gonna kick your @$$ so hard that your gonna bleed.

 

Well my cat would just laugh and then eat you before you had the chance ^^

 

I don't have a cat.

 

You put my cat on fire,then I'll pour rum all over it :D j/k
(I don't actually have a cat,but whatever cat you do that to)

 

It is a joke....don't go mad.....relax.....

 

My cat would stare you down...
then shoop da whoop at you
the eat you...

 

Sorry man, but I take cruelty against animals seriously. Unless it is cruelty against roaches, but thats a different story. I still find it offensive if you say that. Joke not funny...

 

I don't plan on hurting an animal. I just quoted it from somewhere and thought it was funny. Sorry for offending you.

 

Th closet PETA worshipper in me died when they came across this thread. o_o

 

Light up my cat and pee on it and you will be have two ballz less.