I was kiddnapped

By two wee kids.

They forced me to play their cruel games - chasin' 'em around the grounds as the giggled insanely. Forced me to carry 'em (both at the same point on a few occasions.). Catch 'em as they climbed ledges n' swin' 'em by the arms in the air.

They even tried to wrestle me to the ground usin' all means necessary (One bit me o.o). They clinged to my legs as i tried to walk to safety.

One even dragged me onto an enclosed trampoline after i took her home. She jumped on my shoulders as i tried to leave after 2 hours of runnin' n' swinnin', squeezin' her knees on my head as i lowered her to onto the couch.


Best fun in a long! :3

 

Heh, you misspelled enclosed >D

I fixed it >D​

 

Gotta hate those enlosed trampolines.

 

Sounds fun!

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You did know the kids, right?

 

You're lucky they didn't hold you for ransom. You would have never escaped.

 

Little kids *shudders* save us from the little kids!

 

Where would i be without you? :3

OH LOL, U SO FUNNAH!

..LOL! No, they randomly found my walkin' in the street n' took me away.

Dude! The one i took home wasn't gonna let me leave. Her parents had to hold her back as i drove off. o.o

Am i the only one that likes kids?

 

The love of babysitting :3

 

You can drive?

 

It wasn't even babysittin'. I was at a church activity with the weenies but i forgot my key, so i was stuck, then they ambushed me as i was talkin' to other folk.

I hontesly tried to make a run for it cause they wanted to come home with me, but i was too fast. As soon as i hurt the door i realised my wee brother had the key, n' was with some of his friends, so i had to wait an hour n' a half for him to return.

I'm so glad the others left early, lol.

But aye, i love those hyper wee lassies. :3

 

God, children can be a pain,

If ya don't know how to handle them :3

I kinda like kids, well some

Not the mean ones >:/

So let's hope you get good kids, so you don't need to be used for piggy rides everyday :'D

 

Taking care of my nephew is like taking care 4 kids at the same time,He cries a lot and if he gets mad or sad,he comes up to me running and slaps/punches me.

Still love him though <3

 

Me drivin' would be GTA x 1000.

Oh, they can be. Hyper n' all that. You can't control 'em sometimes.

I much prefer kids like 5 - 10 then teenagers. I hate teenagers. Pain in the bahookie. BRATS are the worse. One of the kids is a wee bit braty, but she's amazin'. I wish i was like her when i was 9, lol.

T-they wanted me to get on all fours n' walk like a horse. >_>

Dudette! She just jumps on me n' cling's or jumps on my lap. Whether she hugs me wants to carry her. Mostly carry. xD

 

lol why fix it is it going to pull a forum muscle and cramp up the place\


Tootsie love the avvy and sig

 

They can smell fear.

 

You're trying to tell me this lil' handsome man right here can smell fear?

x3

Kthnx lulz B3

 

OHMYGOSHSOCUUUUUTE! :3

*cough* Ummm, aye! It's all part of the baby uprisin'! Act cute n' cuddily.