I think I should introduce myself properly.

Conker???

I only remember the funny parts, like the cow & mr.poo.

 

The squirrel.

 

I've memorised the whole song of the great mighty poo.

Conker. The squirrel *list goes poof* oh, bloody hell. You would have to be a sodding squirrel wouldn't you?

 

Why? Is there a problem with that?

 

Well yess there is actually. It's like those bloody cats, such a pain in the arse. You're one of these "special cases"

 

Remember when i almost got you to leave... Good times good times

 

Yea... good times...

Remember when you confessed your fear of that grim reaper dude... Well he gave me a walking stick for you =P

 

Hey what happend to my train ticket D:

 

YOU DONT GET ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Well then I'll just steal a car MHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA etc etc

 

Oh really.

 

Yes. Apparently, according to the powers that be. I'm just doing my job, I do what I'm told, I don't even get paid very much. Apparently squirrels can have as many lives and they think they can get away with.

 

Oh I see. So im not dead.

 

You're dead. But not.. Quite...

 

Right well i'll be off then.
*walks away*

 

Hi Gregg with 2 Xs.


P.S. Don't listen to K a i r i... She tells lies... All lies.

 

Just you wait smart arse *stabs scythe in front of conker* you dont get out of it that easily. Now the thing is,you may not be dead, but that doesn't mean you can't die. You just have a few more, shall we say, chances... Like cats, hate those things, Right, distributed around your little world are these tail things, squirrles tails, if you can get them I'll give you another chance, understand?