I require your immediate assistance, KH-Vids.

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QUESTION MARK approaches the corner. It appears that he has come across a rather old man sobbing in the corner.

Mustering his greatest skill in the English vocabulary, he decides to let out a quotation to begin the conversational process.

"Hasta la vista, baby."

Spoiler: Conversation Log

Boo hoo h-what? Who's there?
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What is this? Who are you? Why am I speaking to a floating question mark? You aren't Arnold Schwarzenegger!
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Hey! Can't you speak! You spoke only a second ago!
No.
Speak!
No.
You're speaking right now! What, a floating question mark who is talking to me! I must be insane! This is what happens when you become a Prime Minister of the British Emp-
No.
Silence! Shush! Go away! Speak in proper English or I will boot you in the hook faster than Robert Peel can say "free trade"! Do it! Do it this instant!

It appears this man wishes for QUESTION MARK to speak in proper English, sans quotes or single affirmatives and negatives.

Do choose the text carefully.

[TEXTBOX] >_

 

Up up, down down, left right, left right, A B, START

 

>QUAKE, MORTAL, FOR I WIELD THE KEY OF LEGE- I-I mean, are you in need of any assistance, dear sir?

 

Hello sir, I but a humble question mark, interrupted on the way to the inner part of the home which belongs to my close acquaintance, one Canada D. What? by a sudden teleportation into the bowling alley-esque area.

 

>"DESPAIR, FOR I AM THE END OF DAYS!"

Then stab him in the throat with a pencil.

Edit: Wow, I'm rather mean.

 

Ye be needin any assistance man who smells of fear? *decides to rename "MYSTERIOUS KEY" "CUTLET"*

 

Hey dude, are you all right, man? (Lols...proper English. Hahaha...XD)

 

Spoiler: Conversation Log

Hello sir, I but a humble question mark, interrupted on the way to the inner part of the home which belongs to my close acquaintance, one Canada D. What? by a sudden teleportation into the bowling alley-esque area.
What?
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By god! Question Marks can speak like sensible people, then! Why didn't you say this earlier?
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Still acting mute, I see? You certainly aren't the only one whose been stuck here for a while. Bah, I should most likely turn around so you can see who exactly I am.

Spoiler: Identity of g

The name's Gladstone. William Ewart Gladstone.

Spoiler: Conversation Log

I suppose I'll have to join you on your little adventure. You seem to be a man-er, punctuation mark, that knows where he's going. Hopefully. Maybe I'll tell you a little about my own story on the way to where-ever.

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Bah, go ahead and be mute!

GLADSTONE has joined QUESTION MARK's party!

COMMANDS -

g > A command only for GLADSTONE
? > A command only for QUESTION MARK

Commands without the denoting prefix will be interpreted as commands for ALL PARTY MEMBERS.

[video=youtube;VapNvCXbRJg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VapNvCXbRJg[/video]

You have unlocked ALL DOORS IN THIS ROOM AND ADJACENT ROOMS!

The MYSTERIOUS KEY has been renamed "CUTLET".

 

Alongside GLADSTONE, backtrack to the first room and inspect the BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL to ensure that you have not missed any hidden equipment or items. Battle and capture any POKEMON that appear along the way.

 

^ This. I vote for this too.

 

Stab him.

FINISH HIM!!!!!!!

 

g > Use GLADSTONE's power to create pokeballs, we must always be one step ahead.

 

Have GLADSTONE use his power to BUMP this thread.

 

?>Randomly burst into song and dance!

 

?> Think better of it and don't sing or dance. GLADSTONE already seems annoyed by people not being proper, no reason to try provoking him.

 

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Spoiler: Conversation Log

What- w-what is that?
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Is that- no, no! No, it can't be!

GLADSTONE quickly runs over to the remains of the BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL.

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Spoiler: Mono-log

Dear god! God, dear god! This really is you! You were here all this time! Why, why did you end up like this? Why!? Why? Why...

It appears GLADSTONE has temporarily been frozen in place from sheer grief and disbelief.

GLADSTONE status > GRIEF

QUESTION MARK attempts to stab GLADSTONE, however it appears that he decides to reconsider considering that his CUTLET holds a blunt end and the name of his future victim holds a "stone" within itself.

GLADSTONE is sadly frozen in place. QUESTION MARK begins rummaging through GLADSTONE's INVENTORY.

INVENTORY
[p] - POKE BALL
[p] - POKE BALL
[P] - PISTOL
[q] - QUEEN VICTORIA'S DAGUERREOTYPE RECREATION

QUESTION MARK retrieves the POKE BALLS from GLADSTONE's INVENTORY.

ITEM RECEIVED > POKE BALL [x2]

INVENTORY
[k] - CUTLET
[p] - POKE BALL
[p] - POKE BALL

QUESTION MARK attempts to use the DANCE command.

The DANCE command can only be used once before visiting a DANCE RECHARGING STATION!

QUESTION MARK decides to refrain from his excessive troubadour shenanigans, instead attempting to fall upon finding a way to bring GLADSTONE back to reality.

 

?> Poke him! XD I wanna know what happens..

 

?> Take QUEEN VICTORIA'S DAGUERREOTYPE RECREATION from GLADSTONE's INVENTORY and read it for recreational purposes while waiting for GLADSTONE to recover.

 

?> Pats GLADSTONE on the back and say "It's okay!"

 

?> Tell GLADSTONE that you murdered the PRIME MINISTER, with a pencil. (if all else fails throw a pokeball at GALDSTONE, he must be a rock type)