I require your immediate assistance, KH-Vids.

Up 17, right 2. Pick up the BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL and bowl it down the lane and back to its starting point.

 

^ This. I vote for this.

 

BOSS BATTLE 1
BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL​

b - [xxxx]
? - [xxxxx]

COMMAND
Fight
Item
Bowl
Run

QUESTION MARK jumps forth in an attempt to get behind the BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL and bowl him backward.



The BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL delivers a crushing attack to QUESTION MARK!



? - [xxxxx]

 

Use a healing potion.

 

Throw MYSTERIOUS KEY into BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL's head.

 

Then drive a pencil through it's eye!

 

Violence won't get you anywhere with Canadians, persuade the Bust to become netural.

 

>ITEM

INVENTORY
[k] - KEY

QUESTION MARK attempts to consume the MYSTERIOUS KEY.

QUESTION MARK's FRIENDSHIP stat has increased by one point!

FRIENDSHIP - +1

>ITEM

INVENTORY
[k] - KEY
_> THROW

QUESTION MARK throws the MYSTERIOUS KEY at the BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL!





It does not contact his head, but instead his weak point, hitting such an aforementioned weak point for an associate amount of extensive damage!

b - [xxxx]

The MYSTERIOUS KEY is now lodged in the BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL!

The MYSTERIOUS KEY has relocated itself in a burst of sparkles into the BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL'S eye!

b - [xxxx]

QUESTION MARK attempts the SKILL of PERSUASION TO BECOME NEUTRAL!

QUESTION MARK does not have enough points in the DIPLOMACY stat to successfully do so!

 

Now for the theme power up music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRGv2_JnyVA

Go! GUESTION MARK! This is your destiny! Finish the BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL! ERUPTING! BURSTING! PENCIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLL!!!

 

QUESTION MARK's POWER METER has crossed the LEVEL OF CONSTANTLY STATED AND REPETITIVE INTERNET MEMES!



QUESTION MARK begins to feel the power of a thousand radiant Okami references building in his being, ready to be unleashed.

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COMMAND
Fight
Special Attack 1 - J. Robert Oppenheimer's Avant-Garde Atomic Actualization A Cappella

 

Special Attack 1 - J. Robert Oppenheimer's Avant-Garde Atomic Actualization A Cappella!

 

If all else fails, pull out MYSTERIOUS KEY.

 

Special Attack yo. And that's a lovely MSPaint drawing. Wish I could draw as good as you. XD

 

Feign running away before using said special attack. Hopefully BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL will attempt to follow, increasing the power of the attack.

 

"If the radiance of a thousand suns..."



"Were to burst at once into the sky..."



"That would be like the splendor..."












"Of the mighty one."

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b - [xxxx]

The BUST OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER MACKENZIE BOWELL has perished from the increasingly horrific touch pad MS Paint cutscene drawings! In his home, WHAT? curses his lack of mouse or tablet.

QUESTION MARK has now reached LEVEL 2!

FRIENDSHIP - 5
DIPLOMACY - 2
IMAGINATION - 3
DANCING - 3
PUNCTUATION - 8
HEALTH - 6

The door is now unblocked.

 

What?, that was truly amazing.

Edit: Anyway, march forward through the ashes of our enemy to pass through the door while saying a meaningless Shakespeare quote.

 

> Recite a meaningless Shakespeare quote before entering into the next room.

 

>Rejoice at Haseo's sudden reappearance on the forums.

 

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You retrieve your MYSTERIOUS KEY. You shall plan on dubbing it a name quite soon.

QUESTION MARK attempts to venture through the door, but he is stopped by the urge to state a meaningless Shakespearean quotation.

"To slay, or not to slay, that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER BUSTS,
Or to take arms against a sea of incompetent CANADIAN FIGUREHEAD REPRESENTATIONS,
And by opposing end them?"​

The quotation fails to be meaningless.

QUESTION MARK enters the next room.

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QUESTION MARK appears to have reached a crossroads or junction of some sort - three doors lead to three other rooms. It is to note, however, that the room continues to hold the unique decor of the bowling alley behind it.

QUESTION MARK does, however, note something in the corner - something he had previously seen beforehand, a good while prior to these shenanigans.

 

Go to the thing in the corner, while spouting out random quotes from movies that oddly enough match the current situation.