I pretty much decided to eat my body weight in ice cream today

I thank Carvel for my growing butt.
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Ah, but what flavour was it? ;o

 

:3

lucky xD

 

Well they didn't have any regular chocolate so I just got the no fat, which would make me feel better, but I made the girl put an ass-load of hot fudge on it.

And then I ate half a pound of pasta.
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...... and now I'm hungry :'D

 

I also thank carvel for your growing butt.

 

Oh lord, not this again.
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i thank coca cola for my growing butt also





i hate being female

 

I'd like to thank Coca Cola for being delicious and doing absolutely nothing to me.

I love being a guy.

 

I thank... All the Brands in the World that make delicious chips for being delicious...


I love being a Hermaphrodite.

 

I'd like to thank the Academy...

 

I'd like to thank all of the little people (that's you guys) for entertaining me, and teaching me that unlike men, women gain weight FAST. I mean, big butt or not, dam, it sure does make me happy to have that one thing that women dont have ^_^

 

I'm now hungry.
Thanks a lot, Misty.

 

Who will make a woman out of me?

 

ITT: Dietary plans.