I need to perfect a german accent

Any tips? I'm gonna be a nazi in a play at school so I need to perfect the accent since I've never done one before.

 

First, we exercise.



And van unt tu and van unt tu.

 

I'm going to be speaking English in a German accent so I have no clue what you just said.

And I'm going to grow a Hitler mustache for dramatic effect.

 

And one and two and one and two.

 

xD That wasnt even german!

Just remember to spit loads, and cutting off one of your balls might help :'D

 

Say your W's like V's

So like what do you want would be vat do you vant, though that is a huuuuuuuge stereotype.

 

So ?

 

all c's are k's all y's are i's
also say your w's like v's
say your i's like e's
that's all the simple stuff
I'm too lazy to type out how the hell i would pronounce some fo that.
Also say "Scheisse" (Pronounced "Shai-see")
lol have fun

 

What play is it, Mein Kampf: A Musical Interpretation?

 

I forgot the name, but it's about 3 different groups of kids practicing for their scene in a drama competition. I play one of the three judges who are an old lady, Nazi, and the Grim Reaper.

 

Sounds pretty hot.

 

Hmm..that sounds fun

 

It is, one group takes the play King Lear and translates it into Japanese, and another does a story of this lady who does drugs, gets pregnant, gives birth in a dumpster, then run over by a bus.

 

Sounds like a hollywood movie...a good one.