Grab a mallet and get to work, then. People will be happy when they see some guy dying of cold the snow.
And now my Chiropractor will shun me. Ow. I've only been in hail once and it was unpleasant. D; :v Will do. <3 So glad school is closed.
Just get some ice skates. It'll make walking places much more fun and while everyone else is struggling and falling over you can glide past them >:3