I licked a phone under your bed because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Hahaaaa~

Oh yeah, and now it's because that's how I roll. Both are appropriate in different ways. xD

 

I karate chopped an iPod in line at the bank because I'm cool like that.

 

I ran over my science teacher under my bed because that's how I roll.

//query//: [[What is my science teacher doing under my bed]]

 

I licked a ninja riding a motorcycle because that's how I roll.

 

I licked a ninja in a hole because I'm a Ninja!

..wait a minute

 

I smelled a surfer at the dinner table because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


.......sure. >.>

 

I did the Macarena with a smurf on your car because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

and i better get that 1,000,000 dollars too.

 

I had sex with your mom.

 

I smelled my dog in a hole because that's how I roll.

 

I killed Mr. Boddy with a lead pipe in the kitchen.

 

I had lunch with my brother because I'm cool like that.
...
BORING SENTENCE.

 

I yelled at Chuck Norris in my car because I think I need some serious help.

 

i jumped on a pickle under your bed because that's how i roll

 

Change your birthday. D:​

 

I smelled a noodle sliding down a hill because that's how I roll.