I just want some pizza, dammit.

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  1. Amber PLUR

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    I am hungry. There is very little food in the house. My dad doesn't get paid until Monday. My mom just borrowed $75 from me to cover the -$14 balance in her account and to go get a couple of beers with some friends. My dad is still at work, leaving my brother and I home alone for the next few hours.

    I find myself really wanting a pizza. So I go to pizzahut.com. I see an advertisment on the side for the $10 dinner box. Pizza, breadsticks, cinnamon sticks, and sauce for $10? Seems like a good deal to me. I click order. It asks me delivery or carryout. I choose delivery. It asks for my address. I put it in.

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    I can't drive, nor do I have access to a car.

    Dammit.
     
  2. 61 No. B

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    life is cruel.
     
  3. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    Casually sitting here and eating a pepperoni bacon pizza.
     
  4. Amber PLUR

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    Trying to see if I can get one of my parents to pick it up for me on their way home. Negotiations thus far do not look promising.
     
  5. 61 No. B

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    dont negotiate. demand.
     
  6. Trigger hewwo uwu

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    It's true, this is the best method. Just hold yourself hostage.
     
  7. jafar custom title

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    Call them using your phone.

    it's not rocket science.
     
  8. Amber PLUR

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    Would be too out of character for me.[DOUBLEPOST=1345260167][/DOUBLEPOST]
    The reason why they don't deliver here is that I'm technically in a different city from the nearest location, even though it's only 5 miles away.
     
  9. jafar custom title

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    Tell them you'll give 'em a nice, juicy tip.
     
  10. 61 No. B

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    thats how they know you mean business.
     
  11. Fearless A good and beautiful child

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    I realize this is completely off the subject, but when you order online, there should be a little box that asks you if you want anything personalized or whatever.
    Ask them to draw something on the inside of the box.
    They'll totally do it.
     
  12. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Don't know why you didn't say no to this, but okay. That just means $75 out of your account that you could have spent on something more important

    Sucks about the no delivery. And now you're making me want Pizza Hut. Don't do that to me
     
  13. Amber PLUR

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    I did mention "borrowed", right? She's putting it back in my account on Monday. If she doesn't, I'll go to my dad with bank record statements. Also, I felt bad because part of the reason they're so broke is because they had to pay a $500 housing deposit out of pocket to my school for me. I'm planning on paying them back as soon as I get my financial aid refund so they can catch up on some bills.
     
  14. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    I get the paying them back part....but for beer? Sorry, I'm just having trouble seeing how giving money to someone for them only to by beer is "paying them back"
     
  15. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    Same here. Think they're open at 1 AM?
     
  16. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    Highly doubt it. I've yet to see a Pizza Hut that stays open even to 10PM. But I'm sure you can wait about 10 hours. Then you can get some
     
  17. DigitalAtlas Don't wake me from the dream.

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    I turned that into a bj joke....

    ...I spend too much time on the internet.
     
  18. KeybladeSpirit [ENvTuber] [pngTuber]

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    But then my parents will be awake and I'll have to find some way to justify my sudden craving for Pizza Hut. I also only have twenty dollars, eleven of which I owe to the person who pre-regged me for Matsuricon.
     
  19. aiight Traverse Town Homebody

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    **** happens...but seriously that blows real hard. Shoulda hit up dominos!
     
  20. Tootsie coquí

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    Tell them how bad parents they are and that you're literally dying of hunger and that you'll never forgive them if they don't bring you that pizza. If not, start yelling like a pterodactyl over the phone until they agree.