I just thought of a very amusing situation

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Is this the greatest plan ever?

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  2. Yessssssss! Yes! Yes! Yes!!!!!!!!!111!!!!eleven!!!one!!!

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  1. Keychain System Two?!

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    We clone Hitler, and have the clone grow up in a Jewish family!
    It's like adding insult to injury.
    We're saying to him:
    "You failed at your life's ambition, you were disowned by your father, you failed out of school, you killed yourself, you're burning in h***, and on top of all that, we're gonna clone you and make the clone a member of the culture you were trying to erase!"

    It's perfect.
     
  2. SpazticFantaztic >:3 Kingdom Keeper

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    ... How 'bout no?
     
  3. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    I think this would be even better if you were his dad.
     
  4. Azure Flame Banned

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    Actually, Hitler himself was Jewish. Or at least, his grandmother was.
     
  5. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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  6. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Don't you think that's a little.
    Inhuman?
    That's like bringing someone back from the dead just to kick them in the nuts 789 times and then send them back to hell and them a choice of either going to hell or living with a guy kicking your nuts everyday for 24 hours.
     
  7. Atlas Gummi Ship Junkie

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    So i read "Greatest plan ever" and "We clone Hitler" and then i started to get a little angry.
     
  8. firephoenix Merlin's Housekeeper

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    Great plan! It serves him right.


    The *******.
     
  9. zexykupo Gummi Ship Junkie

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    What's the point?

    The clone did nothing and Hitler wont be here to see it.
     
  10. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    I don't see the point of this plan.
     
  11. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    Neither do I.
    So you want even a clone of Hitler to be alive, instead of burning in h***?
     
  12. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    He apparently does.
     
  13. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    :yelling::nono:
    Makes no sense, whatsoever.
     
  14. Keychain System Two?!

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    It would just be very funny.
    The clone wouldn't be Hitler. It would be a person that looks exactly like Hitler. A clone does not retain the thoughts and memories of the person it was made from, just the genotype. He and Hitler would be like identical twins that were separated at birth.
     
  15. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    If it isn't Hitler himself, what would be the point? It would be like putting a completely different person there.
     
  16. Keychain System Two?!

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    I never said there was a point. I said it would be amusing.
    The amusing thing is seeing what looks like Hitler doing all the rituals of a culture that the original Hitler was trying to kill. Kind of like that movie Boys in Brazil.
    Basically, Hitler clones himself so he can live on, but none of the clones grow up the way he did. To quote from the movie
    That's basically what I mean.
     
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    So, you want to bring Hitler.... back to life? o.O wtf no.
     
  18. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    I don't get it.
    Hitler=dead
    clone isn't Hitler
    clone=it's own person.
    clone=jewish
    The conclusion= ONLY funny if you can see the REAL Hitler's, who is dead, reaction.
     
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    The clone didn't do anything wrong. :( Poor clone.
     
  20. Sora March Twilight Town Denizen

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    Exactly, so why put the clone through that?
    We should not clone Hitler, and put the clone in a Jewish family.