I just realized..

3 is better than none.

 

The big hairy man with the orange beard. Quite friendly, in a naked way. What did I say about inviting over people I don't know?

I thought you knew, since you are Wolif.

They: of the definitive pronoun, the persons, animals, or things previously mentioned, personal pronoun in the third person.

 

Your view on dating women is impeccable.

 

your methods of attaining women are nothing short of a failure.

 

I don't know what sort of strangers you talk to but the strangers I talk to always give me candy.

 

Stating the obvious is only funny when the insulted does not agree.

 

I was never shooting for funny, I like to make truthful observations that will give just myself a little chuckle.

 

I see. Either way, your observations aren't always truthful. You just managed to catch a break on that one.

 

But yet you're a Canadian. In Canada. Where the moose roam free.

 

The moose aren't completely "free". They pay taxes like the rest of us.

 

Find me a failure of observation i have made times 3 and i will agree with that statement.

 

But the moose don't have candy to give, unless you um.....

 

Eat them? Indeed, they are delicious to feast upon alongside a glass of alcoholic maple syrup.

 

I shall not troll to prove a point over the internet.

 

You said allow them, only if they've got cash, booze, and diplomatic immunity.And what did I say about having dinner on the table when I got home?

 

Good lord, I didn't know you knew about that kind of sex at 12.

 

Rissy done taught him good.

 

Well, then this wouldn't just be the internet now, would it?

 

We have sex with the moose after we eat them.

 

Before or after you release your bowels with what's left over of the moose stuck inside your foul fecal matter?