I just noticed how ******ed I am... I had to write a letter to someone, so I finish the letter and write the address on the envelope, but I write it upside down. (A little foreshadowing to how stupid I will be later) So I get a new envelope and write the address down on the new one. I decide not to send the letter for a week, so I put the right letter on my TV and the wrong one of my dresser. Later, I go to take Battlefield Bad Company 2 off the top of my TV and I look at the letter, as I start to walk out, I decide to get The Orange Box as well off of my dresser, forgetting what I did earlier...and I see a letter, and my first serious thought was....holy shit, MY LETTER JUST TELEPORTED. Now I want to die because I'll probably never make it anywhere in life.
Now, if it was the wrong letter you sent, then you'd look pretty ******ed. Thinking things teleport? That makes you a little mentally distorted, but not ******ed.