I just got the best text message ever...

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  1. The Great Gatz Chaser

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    I was a typical suburban teenage girl. I was a girl scout and had friends of all races but at age 6 I had my va jay jay(had to edit it >_>) cut off. Send to 8 ppl or u will die.
     
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  2. Patsy Stone Мать Россия

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    Now that's a new one xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
     
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  3. Radiowave ITSA PIIINCH

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    it gets a 10+ for weirdness...and suprisingly enough...creativity...
     
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  4. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    You can get your "va jay jay" cut off?!

    And what sucks about this text message is that there is no sad story behind it or any build-up to it.
     
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  5. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    OH WOW! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

    nice... nice... xDDDD
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
     
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  6. O R A N G E C is the heavenly option

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    Someone must have had a really small knife and good aim, I didn't even know that was possible.
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    This happened to me too. Now I cant have babies >:

    Re-post this to a jillion other people or else you'll become super rich.
     
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  8. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    EL OH EL!​
    Must I say more?​
     
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    Obviously texted by a guy who had no education on the subject. XD
     
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  10. The Great Gatz Chaser

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    lol yeah xDD

    lol that's what made it better.
     
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    If you do not re-post this from edge to edge of the interwebz, the girl with no face with get you while you bathe.
     
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  12. The Great Gatz Chaser

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    Change it to you'll get me when I bathe and I REALLY wont want to do it! :D
     
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    I was a typical suburban teenage girl. I was a girl scout and had friends of all races but at age 6 I had my va jay jay(had to edit it >_>) cut off. Send to 8 ppl or u will die.


    I was a typical suburban teenage girl. I was a girl scout and had friends of all races but at age 6 I had my va jay jay(had to edit it >_>) cut off. Send to 8 ppl or u will die.

    I was a typical suburban teenage girl. I was a girl scout and had friends of all races but at age 6 I had my va jay jay(had to edit it >_>) cut off. Send to 8 ppl or u will die.

    I was a typical suburban teenage girl. I was a girl scout and had friends of all races but at age 6 I had my va jay jay(had to edit it >_>) cut off. Send to 8 ppl or u will die.

    I was a typical suburban teenage girl. I was a girl scout and had friends of all races but at age 6 I had my va jay jay(had to edit it >_>) cut off. Send to 8 ppl or u will die.

    I was a typical suburban teenage girl. I was a girl scout and had friends of all races but at age 6 I had my va jay jay(had to edit it >_>) cut off. Send to 8 ppl or u will die.

    I was a typical suburban teenage girl. I was a girl scout and had friends of all races but at age 6 I had my va jay jay(had to edit it >_>) cut off. Send to 8 ppl or u will die.

    I was a typical suburban teenage girl. I was a girl scout and had friends of all races but at age 6 I had my va jay jay(had to edit it >_>) cut off. Send to 8 ppl or u will die.

    gaiz plz read D;
     
    SplitOverload, May 28, 2008
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  14. jafar custom title

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    But the question is: Did The Great Gatz send it to eight people?
     
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  15. The Great Gatz Chaser

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    no, no I didn't
     
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  16. SplitOverload Chaser

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    OH MY GOD. U KNo THOES THINGZ COEM TRU RITE???? D: D: D: D:
     
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  17. The Great Gatz Chaser

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    yeah =/ ,.
     
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  18. Princess Luna Supreme Co-Ruler of Equestria

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    :sweatdrop: you're kidding me right.... <_<
    *after reading this post, you'll die in 7 days. dun dun dun.*​
     
    Princess Luna, May 28, 2008
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  19. JellyBeing ALL. THE. BUTTS.

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    How is that text STILL going around about me?!?!? D:
     
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  20. HellKitten Kingdom Keeper

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    lol. Wait, text that to me while I'm on my way to Pennsylvania for my Bro's graduation. I've got to show that to my stepbrother he'll crack up. xD​
     
    HellKitten, May 29, 2008
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