I just broke my neck.

Discussion in 'The Spam Zone' started by Tahno, Jul 29, 2009.

  1. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    And I want you all to know that I love you.

    Eversince I came to this site I was known as a "noob". A "newbie", whatever you want to call it. But, my stay here has been a pleasant experience and it's the only exciting thing I've ever done in my life. I learned so much from you gaiz!

    So,

    I'd like to thank you all for your efforts in keeping me alive, and where I am today. On the computer 24/7. I hope this doesn't change the way you feel about me, but...I never go outside. I am seriously a fat person. I like cake, pie and I eat a stache of candy every day. But, I still think I'm cool. I am a very cool person.

    Why I broke my neck? For the first time I decided to put my pro athletic skills to the test by breakdancing. I tried a couple windmills, and they didn't turn out so well...my nose isn't doing fine.
    When I tried to do a backflip...I broke my neck.

    Now, that I think about it Kh-vids, my most beloved keeping is the only reason I'm still alive. I would've ended up much worse.

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    See what these help-with-life threads sound like in the spamzone??? They have got to stop noobs.
    Oh yeah, and about that...I'm not fat, I'm pretty athletic. I'm black, and I have that "V Shape". I have a life outside of KHV. And I like Lil' Wayne.

    So this was a thread to give members a view of what some "Help With Life" threads look like on the spamzone.

    ...Coke? Anyone?
     
  2. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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  3. Mimiru Banned

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    Yeah give me some coke I need something to snuff.
     
  4. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    I like to pwn noobs.
     
  5. Hissora ahurhurhur.

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    so you didn't actually brake your neck?
    God.
    waste of my time.