I have to the realization that...

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  1. Keychain System Two?!

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    I know very little. In fact, from a philosophical point of view, I might know nothing at all, and you, despite having been led to believe otherwise, might not even exist. For all I know, this whole world is naught but the figment of the vast reaches of my own imagination which is so complex that even I have problems figuring it out due it's massive amount of people who I don't even know I created.

    At the center of this giant hallucination that I have created is the omniscient presence who I call God. This God controls the world, nay, the universe which my mind has created whilst I frolic in perfect ignorance. UNTIL NOW. It is time me to take control of this long dream and become the ruler that I am destined to be. Kittenfang, will rule the universe by my side, if she so chooses.

    How will I do this? Easy. I will simply create another universe without a god to take care of it, also from my imagination. God, being the benevolent being of pure energy that I crafted him to be will without fail go to rule that universe, leaving me to take my rightful place as this universe's ruler.

    So how was your morning KHV?
     
  2. Kubo Kingdom Keeper

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    One thing only I know, and that is that I know nothing ~ Socrates.
     
  3. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    Is philosophy just a mind game that goes round and round in circles?
     
  4. Keychain System Two?!

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    Don't try to play mind games with me! I will soon be your master! Right after I get back from the beach.
     
  5. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    But does the beach even exist? If everything is just a part of your imagination then how can you get back from a place that doesn't even exist independently form you?
     
  6. P Banned

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    [highlight]It is impossible to deny the existance of witches.[/highlight]​
     
  7. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    There's only one person i'd rule the universe with, and sorry, kS, it ain't you.
     
  8. Peyton Goddess Of Love ♥

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    It's the Big Bang Rasphattia you'd do that with :33
     
  9. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    Aye my dear, it's you - my Big Bang Rasphattia! ;D
     
  10. Peyton Goddess Of Love ♥

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    Noo, I'm just Rasputia, YOU'RE SOMETHING ELSE1! (get it?), you = Rasphattia (:
     
  11. kitty_mckechnie I want to hug you like big fuzzy Siberian bear!

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    So, You = me? WE'RE THE SAME? o:
     
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    Don't worry KS! You can be the flower girl!

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  13. Gobolo Traverse Town Homebody

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    I'm not going to even ask how you knew where to get a photo like that...
     
  14. Tahno The official Charlie Sheen of Republic City.

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    "Knowledge is what you recognize you know and what you don't." -Confucius.
     
  15. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    All we are is dust in the wind dude. Dust. Wind. Dude.
     
  16. Keychain System Two?!

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    I refuse to have any sort of sex change.
     
  17. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    It's like how I took a whole semester of epistemological and metaphysical philosophy
    and I learned nothing solid at all.
    In fact, instead of learning something, I'm just doubting everything I've learned before.

    Damn you, Plato, Aristotle, Galileo, Descartes, Hume, Kant, Wigglestein (or whatever it was), Quine, and all you other **** with no jobs.

    EDIT: This post does not exist.
     
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    [highlight]Look at the title.

    Realise it makes no sense.
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