I have seen the light of truth.

I am an idiot.
I have no skills that will ever be useful in the world.
I have no redeeming qualities.
Although IQ tests I have taken indicate that I am far above average, I am the lowest of the low, surpassing even the truly ******ed people that my mother works with in sheer lack of intelligence.
I have more problems than the 1927 New York Yankees.
Finally, I have come to the conclusion that this is exactly what [the truly inferior people think about who] I am. In fact, it is what makes me [the opposite of] inferior to everything and everyone.

Thank you for your time. I hope you enjoyed reading this rant at humanity. lolz

 

Oh, you.

 

(: .

 

So what is this actually about?

 

You crazy kids these days and your self-hate.

 

So you recognize you're an asshole most of the time? c:

 

The post reminded me of this comic strip:


Also, I don't think ******* is censored.
EDIT: Well whaddaya know, it is. Derp.

 

Duh, why do you think I wrote it like that? ::L:

 

I don't know. See, I thought that ass wasn't censored, and I was pretty got dinged sure that hole wasn't, so I figured that ******* wouldn't be be either, and that you just made a simple mistake. Apparently I was wrong.

 

Everything before "Finally" was right, the rest is complete bullshit.

 

Ohohoho!
Not this time Lucy. :P

 

You'll not get an 'splaination out of my Lucy.