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  1. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    So on Sunday I went into town with some of my friends and we dared my friend Alice (who comes from a very Catholic background) to buy some pregnancy tests. We had hoped her parents would find them so we could find out their reaction, and they did. Their reaction was expected- ALICE! WTF? And she replied, oh they aren't for me they're for my friend who thinks she's pregnant.

    Now I get along with Alices parents quite well, I won't now, I'm pretty sure they think I'm a dirty slag who sleeps around. Still, I laughed a lot.

    So KHV, has anything similar (:lolface:) happened to you? I need reassurance that I'm not the only one experiencing this xD
     
  2. Bushy "Don't think. Imagine!"

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    I once bought pregnancy tests for a mate due to a personal joke we shared.
    Anyway... her parents found them... when she told them that I bought them for her... well... XD
    Then of course... they realised after they spoke to me, that... well, I think her mums words were: "Well... it is 'you' and we know you are the mother of all bad jokes... Please, just next time... don't do something to scare me so badly."
    and all was forgiven, it was pretty random, but yeah.. Me and her couldn't stop laughing about it lol
    I think even her parents look back and laugh at it now too lol
     
  3. C This silence is mine

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    You're pregnant?! Why didn't you tell me yet? I want to be the godfather, please can I?!
     
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    While I haven't done that kind of thing personally, a guy who I was very good friends with one pulled that kinda thing on a mutual Catholic friend once. It didn't quite go as he planned, but it was still seriously funny. So no, Ienzo, you're not the only one that does that at all.
     
  5. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    LOL! The fun that can be had with pregnancy tests. And you, the mother of all bad jokes xD

    Yeah sorry about that, I thought I might flog the child Or just keep it to add to our collection of children in the warehouse

    What if I told you... you were the father?! *dramatic GASP for dramatic effect*

    It just wouldn't be the same if they weren't Catholic really :3
     
  6. Always Dance Chaser

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    Don't be ridiculous, I'm the father.
     
  7. C This silence is mine

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    WOAAAAAAAAH! Well actually that would make things easier, I wouldn't have to kidnap my own kid y'know? *wink wink*

    Let's make babies.
     
  8. Ienzo ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>

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    You're the father of my first born ^^

    @Chris Yes, as many as possible.
     
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    Christian friends are the 8est. Unfortun8ly, I don't even have to try to get him into awkward situ8ions. So far, I've found porn on his computer twice. Once it was Futanari.
     
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    I once tried to exterminate an entire religious group. When my parents found out it was pretty embarrassing! xD! Wow were they mad! lolz!
     
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    Usually my atheist friends get my god loving friends some alcohol and try hooking up with them to screw with them. I stay out of that though because I have a boyfriend. It's funny to watch though, they're really idiots. xD
     
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