I have a riddle

Psh, the silly billy couldn't open teh parachute :P

 

If he's perfect then how come he got his ass kicked by Gandolf the Grey, and Gandolf the White, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, the Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc. Ock, and Hulk Hogan?

 

=) Right you are.



BUT CAN YOU GET THIS ONE

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet? ​

 

I didn't want to say this but...

Chuck Norris can create perfect replicas of himself, and that's what got pwnd by all those guys O:

 

It was his Physician!

 

omfg... this one...

I was told this ages ago xDD

The man writes, 'your exact weight' on the paper right?

 

Mmhmm :3



OK so...

I like this one cause I always wanna answer it with "RYUK!"

With pointed fangs it sits in wait,
With piercing force its doles out fate,
Over bloodless victims proclaiming its might,
Eternally joining in a single bite.
What am I? ​

 

I'm guessing a vampire

 

I wanna guess a vampire but I think its wrong. Plus tehshigrl beat me to it.

 

IS A VAMPIRE >:B

gah! My cousin told me this one... BUT I FORGOT IT D:

 

srry it just popped up in my head
plus I was listening to this song

http://youtube.com/watch?v=o-6oVhUb7yo

 

Nawww :3 It's not a living creature.

 

It's teh undead vampire zombie D:

 

Nor was it ever living.​

 

ooooo... just reading it a second time I'm scared to go to bed or go upstairs alone and lay in bed alone I always use my imagination too much

 

hmm a stillborn vampire O:

 

It's an inaniment object.​

 

uhhh..stupid answer a knife a shadow

 

hmm... is it a... ebil pencil O:

 

All wrong >D