I have a riddle

Cause if it dos'nt need to end in that order i'll have to "energy"?

 

Genius, Toshi xDD

Im done here for now... I may be back later on. Keep the thread alive for meh!

 

Lol, you just imagine the lion to die, and imagine yourself outta there! Or something like that...

 

You lie! Sitting like L isn't working! Maybe I should act like Near and go get some Lego >_>

 

Don't forget to twirl your hair.

 

... and bend my lip out of shape wit my thumb, don't blink and drink a ****load of heavily-sugared coffee. Oh, and gulp sweets like the apocalypse is nigh. Being L ain't so bad :D

 

A mother is 21 years older than the child. 6 years from now the mother will be 5 times as old as the child.
Question: Where’s the father?

 

On top of the mother.​

 

Shoot, you got it right!

 

*sitting crouched on his chair holding a heavily-sugared cup of coffee and holding a chocolate muffin in he other hand*

You are in a dark cabin. It is cold inside and the temperature is rapidly dropping. You need a fire. There is a gas lamp, an open fire and a huge pile of wood in the sink. You only have one match. Which do you light first?

 

The match...

 

An "open" fire is already lit isn't it?

 

Seems no one has a riddle, so I'll tell you one that is for babies.

There is a frog, dead in the middle of an island. If he swims north, the distance to the mainland is 2 metres. If he swims south, the distance to the mainland is 3 metres. If he swims east or west, the distance is 4 metres. Which way does he swim?

 

Hes dead. Doesn't matter. He can't swim

 

I remember one but I'm not sure how it goes

a guy is trapped in a room the only way out is through the roof the only things in the room is a matress a spoon and the floor is made of dirt how did he get out?

 

He dug through the floor with the spoon...?

 

nope

he dug with the spoon which made a pill of dirt and climbed out