I hate my neighbors.

Some idiot spray painted my mom's car today. No idea what it said, but he left a note on the car.
"Comes off with water."
So my mom was all
"OKAY! LET'S HOSE DOWN THE CAR! BECAUSE YOU'RE TOTALLY SUPPOSED TO DO THAT IN 20 DEGREE FAHRENHEIT WEATHER!"
And I was all
"NONONO! IT'LL FREEZE!"
And she was all
"BUT I HAVE TO GET THIS PAINT OFF MY CAR!"
So she did it anyway. Idiot.
...
...
Later
"AJ THE CAR'S FROZEN! HELP ME THAW IT!"
And I'm like
"Shut up! You caused this!"
And she's like
"Okay"
And stabs the space between the front door and the back door with a kitchen knife even though she's a woman who should GET THE KUPO OUT OF THE SPOONY BARD KITCHEN OF OURS!
And the ice cracks. She proceeds to peel it off.
THE END

Also, I don't have school tomorrow. Yay.

 

first .

 

I thought you meant the front and back door of your house. I was extremely confused.

 

I don't have school tomorrow either :3

 

I had college today :P

And ate people.
Because I am a vampire.
And I do that.

 

I don't understand what this got to do with your neighbors.

 

His neighbours are zmombies.
Yes.
You heard me.
ZMOMBIES!