I had no idea the word "ass" was used so many times in the bible...

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  1. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    I'll need to pray to be forgiven of my sins for posting this so I don't go to Hell. But I just can't help but find this hilarious:
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    Who knew God was an ass man?
     
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  3. Llave Superless Moderator

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    Depends on the version you have. The word ass is only in the KJV and possibly in the NKJV. However it only refers to the term "donkey", not buttocks.

    If that's true, then we are all turds in a toilet known as "Earth".
     
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  4. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    Yes I know. This was intentionally meant to be a joke. XD
     
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    Pfft. There's one passage (Which I can't find anymore) in the version where ass is used five to ten times in about six verses.
     
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  6. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    The ones I think are the funniest would have to be these:
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  7. Llave Superless Moderator

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    I knew you were joking, but others may take it literally. So I felt obligated to add the facts after the punchline.
     
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    Damn, hell and "know" are in there as well.

    AHHH THE BLASPHEMY!
     
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    Not to mention all the implications that this thing called "free will" is a good thing.
     
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  10. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    I really loled at "dumbass" being in the bible. XD
     
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    Not to mention implications that we have free will when we cannot stay underwater even though we wish it.​
     
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  12. Hitokiri Shinigami Shinta The Demon Slayer

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    "The lion had not eaten the carcase nor torn the ass"

    I think that one made me laugh the most...XD
     
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    You kids are so easily amused these days.
     
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