I had a weird KHV dream last night.

It featured Wolfie, What?, myself, Fayt, and Clear_so_you_can't_See.

What? looked like an older version of my younger cousin who lives here in America. He has brown hair, blue eyes, and close shoulders.

Wolfie looked like a 30 years younger version of my mother in Mandalorian armor except with brown hair instead of blonde. That was weird. But she looked very cool.

Clear looked like a cross between Victoria, my niece, and what Wolfie looked like.

Fayt looked like a human version of Ryuk from Death Note. Suffice to say, he was the most awesome one there.

Anyway, What?, Clear, and I were all eating dinner at Wagamama when Wolfie and Fayt dropped in through the ceiling. Wolfie stole my ramen noodles and Fayt tied us all up in rope. Lucky for me, What? was in the bathroom and untied Clear and I.

We then chased after Fayt and Wolfie using epic parkour. That's when we met up with Sofie and Victoria who happened to be watching some street performers for no particular reason. We continued chasing.

When we finally caught up to the dastardly Supermods we ended up in The Hague at the church where my grandma got married. We had an epic battle and eventually got back my ramen from Wolfie and Fayt.

Then, for no particular reason, werepires broke into the church through the stained glass windows. Wolfie and Fayt decided to team up with us and defeat the werepires because they stole Wolfie's delete-hammer. Sofie took out her giant sword which she somehow materialize out of no-where and Victoria shot laser beams out of her beautiful eyes.

BUT IT WASN'T ENOUGH!

The werepires were surrounding us and had used Wolfie's delete-hammer to get rid of Sofie's sword and Victoria's eyes. That's when What? and I fused to become ANDREW JACKSON MUTHAF*CKA! We then killed the werepires with our lightning vision. Wolfie, Sofie, and Fayt were very confused. Victoria wasn't confused because she couldn't see it.

In the end, Wolfie got her delete-hammer back and used it give Victoria back her eyes. What? and I unfused and became ourselves again. Fayt and Wolfie danced in the church and the rest of the party and I just kind of left them there all alone.

We then decided to go and use our new powers to find spdude to make him give one of the site. We got his lair and ran in to confront him. That's when Victoria turned to me and said "AJ, if we don't get out of this alive, I just want to tell you that you need to get up. I'm going to work! AJ! GET UP!"

And that's when I woke up.

 

You. Have. Fucked. Up. Dreams.

Edit: Wait. Why don't I get these kinds of dreams?

 

Because you don't have Awesomespergers Syndrome.

 

Stop being rude towards spdude >:

 

Consider taking a break from here. xD

 

Why would I take a break from something that gives me such awesome dreams?

 

seek help.

 

She got them back!

 

Wat the hell. ::L:

What is this, I don't even...

What Nate_River and Kubo said. ;-;

 

I want interesting dreams, even like them, mine are boring.

 

We have some pretty messed members...

 

Your name is either Sofie or Victoria?

 

I'd feel really bad if I revealed your name MS xD
So I won't c:

 

Knew I shouldn't have put that but I couldn't resist. And possibly.

 

I would presume this is a metaphor for Jacksonian democracy.

 

No. That's just what happened in my dream.