I got some lotion and I accidently'd the whole bottle

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  1. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    What do I do now?
     
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  2. Captain Hero Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Dispose of the tissues before your parents use their bed the bathroom.
     
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  3. Chad Thundercucc The dharma of valvu; the dream of a clatoris

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    Get your cat to lick it off.
     
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  4. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Wash it down with the hose.
     
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  5. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    Call your girlfriend, and ask if she's good at spreading Lotion.
     
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  6. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    It's not working guys.
    Oh ****, ants are coming there'ng the lotion. Now what?
     
    Jube, Jul 9, 2009
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  7. Rissy Queen of the Clouds

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    Give them a picnic.
    Maybe they'll leave.
     
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  8. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    GET THE HOSE.x
     
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    Summon a sexy party.
     
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  10. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    GET THE HOSE.s
     
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  11. jafar custom title

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    Use it on the penis.
     
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  12. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Holy ****, tentacles AND a penis, what a lucky girl I am :'D

    ~CtR
     
    Hayabusa, Jul 9, 2009
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  13. Captain Hero Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Okay, I'm pretty sure that's some kind of violation...
     
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  14. Hayabusa Venomous

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    Someone's never played Shin Megami Tensei.
     
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  15. TheMagicalMisterMistoffelees Professional Crazy

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    If you think it's breaking the rules then you don't quote it.
     
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  16. Captain Hero Hollow Bastion Committee

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    I'm not Secretary of Noob Relations for nothing. :lolface:

    And fix'd.
     
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  17. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    Drag your girlfriend through it.
     
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  18. Shade Tail Hollow Bastion Committee

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    Sounds good...
     
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  19. Daenerys Targaryen ok

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    Sounds delicous.
     
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  20. What? 『 music is freedom 』

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    Clean it up. You wouldn't want skin cancer what with all those chemicals.
     
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