I open it to the first page and the first thing I see: "PRINCIPAL - TBA" This school year looks promising.
Mine always had good laughs in it, e.g. "do not bring fireworks to school. do not wear jewelry that can be used as a weapon. do not wear pornographic tee shirts." I'm really not even sure where you would get a pornographic tee shirt... (note: please do not tell me, I am happy in ignorance)