I give you three choices

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  1. Plums Wakanda Forever

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    Option One because I can make the other two options happen within it.
     
  2. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    finally someone comes up with that. I thought of the same thing. If you're already in a world, why not just do option 3 in that world?
     
  3. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    Because I control all media and I say nay.
     
  4. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    too bad, because in option 1, I say yay to doing option 2 and 3 while in the middle of option 1
     
  5. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    2. Force all companies to work together to make me an alternate reality simulation video game thing where I can physically go in it, thus defeating the purpose of choice 1.
    Then sell lots of ****ing games and get 100% profit to make myself rich so I can bang lots of sexy women, defeating the purpose of choice 3.

    Then I'll wake up every morning with like 10 chicks in my bed while blasting this song

    [video=youtube;6WJFjXtHcy4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WJFjXtHcy4[/video]

    One big room, full of bad bitcchheessss
     
  6. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    option two would trump one here. You could only do those in your world if I allow your world to work like that. You can't retaliate with powers I never granted you. muhahaha
     
  7. Makaze Some kind of mercenary

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    Basic *****es wear that **** so I don't even bother


    We will make her our queen.
     
  8. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    it would only work if I was ina world that you created. I don't remember you being responsible for creating Legend of Dragoon or Final Fantasy, so hah
     
  9. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    **** that queen ****, I just want her to bring V-Nasty and the white girl mob to my crib so I can bang them all. Or just V-Nasty.
     
  10. Mixt The dude that does the thing

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    I guess you've got me there. I couldn't retract something already made, but you wouldn't be able to write a book for you to enter which is what you were getting at. And if you don't do that, then attaining the other options are just as hard as they would be in real life. So you would need to find something that the mechanics would allow you to reach that position. Because you also have to remember that you enter the story as an unwritten character, so you could rise up and overtake the main role or you could just as easily be an extra.
     
  11. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    than allow to make a cheat code for these all to work out. Excuse me while I go get a machine that will do that.

    But still, you can write your own book and do option 3 if you choose option 1. Because you can still write your own story, you just wouldn't take place. In fact, I'd personally rather take place in a story already made, since I know any story I make probably wouldn't be a great one to take part in
     
  12. The Fuk? Dead

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    I'm sure every guy on this forum thought option 3 was the most tempting at first.
     
  13. Iskandar King of Conquerors

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    does that mean I have a problem if not? If I actually had these options in real life, I would choose the first right off the bat. I mean, I always daydream about that kind of stuff anyways, might as well take that chance
     
  14. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    And every girl
    Seeing as how I doubt any girl on this site has ever experienced an orgasm
    HOHOHO!
     
  15. The Fuk? Dead

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    You might be surprised.
     
  16. GhettoXemnas literally dead inside

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    I could name a handful.
    because I gave them orgasms myself
     
  17. cronoking Chaser

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    Why is your name still not GhettoFabulous?
     
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  19. Styx That's me inside your head.

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    No. Being a virgin is not a problem.
     
  20. Jube Formerly Chuck's

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    Must I repeat myself?
    This is not ordinary sex
    THIS
    IS
    INTENSE
    ****!
    You know how Buddhist monks are always talking about ultimate states of mind, achieving Nirvana and all that?
    THIS IS IT!