I recognise your name, and I don't think I would if you were as big of a lurker as you say you are. (I don't actually -know- anything about you, but that's normal enough. I have a horrible memory.)
I would like to become a lurker so that one day I may defeat the 8 lurk-champions and waltz right up to the Elite-Lurks. Then I will punch them in the face. Like a gentleman.