I can't find clothes that fit me :/

Seriously, there isn't a store that makes them. The pair of 30X32 jeans I'm wearing that are supposed to be skinny need a belt.

Why do I need to be so disfigured?

 

Get measurement and get stuff tailored.

Took forever for me to figure that out.

 

I'm not a rich white person :/

 

Typically, stores don't make clothes anyway.

 

I feel your pain, bro. I can barely get pants size 0 so i have to use my sister's while wearing a belt.

 

I need to shop in the juniors section. My jeans are meant for 12-year-olds.

 

That moment when a faceless store mannequin wears clothes better than you.

 

If I find a 29x32 pair of jeans,

Spoiler

My torso sucks, apparently they don't make clothes for short, skinny, long legged people. ._.

 

They don't make them for tall skinny long-legged people either, trust me.

 

Or short, skinny, short-legged people either.

 

The truth is out. They just don't make clothes at all. Everything we wear is a lie.

 

Meanwhile I'm over here in the fat people section...

 

I feel so naked.. I need to go find a bedsheet.

 

I'm okay with my nudity. It's 4am, I can wear what I like.

 

You're a lion, you never needed clothes. ​

 

All of my pants are way too long for me. :v I usually end up having to cuff them. I wish they did women's pants sizes as they did men's, in leg and waist. We've just got these arbitrary numbers that make sense to basically no one.

 

Fun Fact: The meanings of bra sizes change depending on what the most common ideal breast size is. Once upon a time, D-cups were called C-cups.

 

That is interesting, I have often wondered how they determine what cup size is what. I mean the numbers are duh obvious, cup size not so much.

 

Spoiler

Well yeah, but I feel naked nonetheless. Do you know how dangerous it is to go out in public in the nude? Think about revolving doors.

 

Different regions have different sizing too. A DD in America would be a E or F in the EU.