I ate a grape and I

JIZZED IN MY PANTSs

 

I kissed a girl and i liked it ;D
and if i was serious, i really did like it xD

 

That's what he said.

 

The next day my alarm goes off and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS.

 

>.< That song is werid

 

Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I JIZZ IN MY PANTS.

 

Now is this good for someone who's constipated?

 

no, because I JIZZ IN MY PANTS.