I am having a really bad day KHV

Sounds like something a certain friend of mine would say. O_o

 

How do you fit a hundred dead babies into a jar?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Nachos.

 

you'redoinitwrong

it's the 3rd squirrel falls from peer presure.

 

Well if two of my friends died it wouldnt put pressure on me to kill myself.

 

second squirrel neve died.

 

He did.

 

a squirrel can fall out of a tree and live. it was stappled to a dead one. but it never died.

 

It was a very high tree.

 

It was still stapled to a dead squirrel, how long do you think it could survive like that?

 

it hit branches first, slowing the fall.

 

Like.

The biggest tree over.

On a big cliff.

In space.

 

third squirrel jumped much before 2nd one died.

 

the damage from the branches sped up its death by causing severe internal bleeding.

Depression doesnt kick in that quickly.

 

nothing to hit, they have space suits. they can float forever and starve.

PEER PRESURE.

and no, the branches were 1 inch apart, therefore no damage was done.

 

nothing to hit? In space?

even hitting dust is enough to kill you in space due to the extreme velocity.

 

nobody will know how fast anthing is going, and since you said nothing, its all going VERY slow.

 

You must've done well in your physics lessons, huh?

Again, if my friends died I wouldnt feel any pressure to kill myself

 

physics? we are Godmodding this tree.... what physics?

only ONE died. and the third squirrel only saw falling, not death.

 

if you saw your friends jumping off a cliff, would you do it?

And physics is often used in make believe circumstances in order to prove the laws, as realistic ones have a useless scale.

 

Yeaaaahhh....