I now hold a sudden urge to conjure fire out of my hands, redirect lightning, constantly spout wise proverbs and play a board game connected to a secret society named after a flower within my own tea shop.
I drank blueberry tea this morning and felt a sudden urge to change my name to What? and spout intelligent nonsense that everyone condones but few actually understand.
hmph. everyone knows that Green Tea is the true path! all others will lead to destruction, but Green Tea leads to true harmony with your taste buds.
Oh... carry on. I sit here and drink green tea and laugh at those who can't be on because of schedules.
First we have to lock you up in jail for several months and not allow you to escape until you become a raw muscular beast by discretely exercising in your jail and eating nothing but stale jail-bread. Oh, wait, this isn't the Corrupt-A-Wish thread...... ....we're still going to make you do it, though :B|: