I am back BABY!!!!!

My friends are my power.... what? Oh wait wrong script. This is Sora's.

 

um wait a little...i'l be back in a little while.....

and uh....
once our reunion is complete.....
mother will show us the way...

 

Fine but.... Sephiroth, I am your father!

 

what!....no....
mother...lied to me...?
NO!! MOTHER!!!

 

Let me finish. I am your father....'s next door neighbor's second cousin's best freiend's neice's mortal enemy's great-grandson

 

cloud....you tricked me....

you and i share the same jeans...

 

But your legs are longer than mine. And I don't look good in pink.

 

wait....did my doctor mean genes?....

nah.....he said that i had s genes... must mean small...

 

So we share the same shorts? Weird

 

tell me what you cherish most....other than you pants....

give me the pleasure of taking it away..... not your pants...

 

You will not take away my Lucky Charms! They aer magically yummy!

 

hmmph...
''stabs you in the shoulder''
this is...the end

 

Dude! You just ripped through pure black leather! That cost me 8 million gil!

 

*charges in* SOLDIER 1st Class Zack Fair on the job!

Did he just... eat my hair?

 

I stole the Buster Sword Zack! And there is nothing you can do about it.

 

oh god... DGW is back... THE WORLD WILL DIE *pulls out hair* I LOOK LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS.... MICHAEL JACKSON IS GOING TO EAT ME NOW!!

nah im jkz :glomp:

 

The world won't die, it will just fall out of orbit and grow in size, and hundreds of millions of years later, become a sun and all the people will be able to control fire.

 

*waves Buster Sword around* Wrong, Cloud! You stuck the Buster Sword in the ground where I protected you and made/found the First Tsurugai, which looks suspiciously like the Buster Sword. Angeal's sword is MINE NOW! Now I get to BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF SEPHIROTH!

 

You couldn't even hold off a few Shin-ra soldiers.

 

*vein pulses* It was their entire, FRICKING ARMY! You were a drooling vegetable who only moved AFTER I had been horribly pwned and left to die. So all you did is take my sword and bugger off!

(I love the Crisis Core ending. So beautiful *sniff*)