how to fix a broken heart

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  1. Boy Wonder Dark Phoenix in Training

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    Lol .
     
  2. The Fuk? Dead

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    Yeah, I've always said, best way to get over someone is to put it in someone else.
     
  3. P Banned

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    How to fix a broken heart:
    1. Get in love triangle with two best friends
    2. Discover your best friend has a fatal heart disease
    3. Discover you have the exact type of heart he requires
    4. Realise the girl likes sick friend
    5. Realise the girl won't go for you unless sick friend dies of natural causes
    6. Sign up for contract to pilot a giant robot and save the Earth
    7. Plot to kill your friend with the robot
    8. Discover you die after using the robot and decide not to kill friend
    9. Transport body to hospital to be used as transplant for sick friend once you pilot the robot and die
    10. Realise on your death bed that the girl wanted you
     
  4. Cherry Berry Chaser

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    Glue gun anyone?

    Man... I thought sheep could mend broken hearts through the magical arts of counting them as you go to sleep... :l Guess I was wrong.