How Stop The Internet

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You know the weird thing is that I own that book.

 

AND YET WE'RE STILL ON THE INTERNET?! FOR SHaME!

 

There's no need to write a whole book about it, all you have to do is divide by zero.

 

but... that would create a mathematical explosion that would wipe out not only teh internetz, but the 3rd, 4th, and 42nd dimensions! You cant just play around with that kind of power!

 

Renegade is a failure
and his name sounds like Gatorade​

 

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Oh sh-​

 

Looks like a job for the Digidestined.

 

But that's really hard. I know. I've tried.