Homicidal Kairi

Yeah, the nickname you gave him already did imply that he's blind as a bat. I wouldn't care for his opinion on matters like that.

Because she's generic as shit.

 

So are a lot of people,want to kill them?

 

That .

 

how'd the riot even start?

 

Rage at Kairi's failness. That's how. Now, we must bukkake her until she drowns. Who's with me?

 

Hahah...No....Bukkake.

 

Because she is secretly of the male gender

I had the displeasure of actually finding out.

 

It's a win win. If she drowns, we got rid of the problem. If she doesn't, we have a new toy. :lolface:

 

Every single one of them.

 

Help me with bukkake'ing her until she drowns! It's what creepy japanese men would do!

 

Oh god why is this thread still alive. .-.

And ew, don't mix Japanese and English like that. It's like saying "KAWAAIIII" and "desu".

 

Buuuukkkkkkkaaaaaakkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

Heh,good luck with that.

 

Let's see....
The guillotine, forcing her to watch Family Guy, forcing her at gunpoint to drink acid, pouring gunpowder and a lighted match down her throat, pour gasoline on her hair and set it on fire, cover her in honey and unleash a rabid grizzly, throw her in a meat grinder, hand her a magnet when she's standing right next to a knives shop, push her into gator-infested waters, send her to Antartica while forcing her to eat only ice and snow, send her to the desert and force her to eat only cacti, poison her sea-salt ice cream, pay Sora to stab her with the keyblade, drop an anvil on her head, stick her finger in a pencil sharpener and go from there, pay Woody Woodpecker to peck her to death, steal Goofy's shield and beat her with it, tie her to railroad tracks, cover her in chum and kick her in shark-infested waters, pour scorpions down her shoes, lock her in a tanning bed, sneak a rattlesnake inside her spaghetti, pour electric eels down her swimming pool, use the electric chair, shoot her out of a cannon...
Or, just shoot her with a machine gun.

 

What kind of sick monster are you?

 

Bukkake is a perfectly acceptable English neologism, borrowed from the Japanese language. It's not really like KAWAAIIII and desu. It's more along the line of boudoir and schadenfreude. You're a disgrace to Grammar nazis.

Seriously though, if she plays a major part in the story but isn't interesting at all, then why shouldn't I dislike the character, even if it is fictional? Of course I should, silly girl. :)

 

A sick monster who hates Kairi? =D

 

Not even Satan deserves to be forced to watch that horrible excuse of a show, filled with pointless flashbacks that lead to utter crap and provide no backstory. Family Guy flashbacks are the equivalent of Kairi, useless and deserve no attention whatsoever.

 

Best solution in this god forsaken thread.

 

Wow, you hate the show even more than I do! That's quite a feat! =D