Holy crap...[Numba 4]

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  1. Jayn

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    Huh...I thought I did 4 already.Oh well, RANDOM THINGS 92-137
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    Random Thing Number 92:
    I’ve gotten over my fear of chick on chick with therapy =]. This chick in 6th grade traumatized me for life.
    Random Thing Number 93:
    “What the HECK?” –Kene

    Random thing number 94:
    Kene: If it’s called homework, why give it during vacation?
    Me…what?!

    Random Thing Number 95:
    Stupid girl in class: Why do girls get mad when THEY man DONT want them?
    Me: Well sweetheart, it’s called lack of concept for freewill.

    Random Thing Number 96:
    “Only on JETIX!”

    Random Thing Number 97:
    My fav non-anime or sitcom is Pucca!

    Random Thing Number 98:
    I have a crap cell phone.

    Random Thing Number 99:
    Butter.

    Random Thing Number 100:
    MY DREAM APRIL 22 2008
    I had a dream that I was at the grocery store and then someone from Coheed & Cambria killed somebody so we all had to evacuate. Then my stepmom decided I should go to a Christian camp to get the murder off my mind. So I get there and my stepmom has this friend who HATES me. So I’m trying to move the car out of the middle of the road and her friend is yelling at me and stuff and saying I’m gonna crash. So I got mad and went back to camp. Then back at camp I went to the movies with my friend and then I went to Target and some guy was looking for a game called ROCKSTAR and we started discussing the difference between ROCKSTAR and ROCKBAND.
    Back at the camp, the music is all happy right? So then I accidently press a button and Gerard Way pops up out of no where singing a Coheed and Cambria song and I’m freaking out because some guy from Coheed And Cambria just killed somebody and then my stepmom’s friend comes out and calls me the anti-Christ because I changed the gospel music to hard-core rock on accident. Weird.


    Random Thing Number 102:
    Saying “Triple six” doesn’t make me the devil. =D

    Random Thing Number 103:
    Sha: We should’ve all bought ‘I hate earth day and love global warming’ T-shirts.
    Me: Hear, hear.

    Random Thing Number 104:
    Obama or Hilary?
    Neither.
    Chuck Norris

    Random Thing Number 105:
    This song makes me feel like the president is coming to town.

    Random Thing Number 106:
    Sean: I’m...
    Me: Me too.

    Random Thing Number 107:
    YEAH THE NIGHTS NOT OVER YOUR NOT TRYING HARD ENOUGH OUR LIVES ARE CHANGIN LANES--Yeah.

    Random Thing 108:
    Ryan: Bush has a red button that targets a missile at Kanye West. The next time you hear ‘Bush doesn’t care about black people’ it’ll be from someone else.

    Random Thing Number 109:
    I hate high school.

    Random Thing Number 110:
    R.I.P Brittiana, we love you.

    Random Thing Number 111:
    When I get married, I want the main Starfox theme to be playing as I walk down the isle, I want the priest to be in a Master Chief (who DOESNT wanna be married by Master Cheif?) costume, and at the reception instead of eating cake, I want to share a paopu fruit cookie with my hubby <3.

    Random Thing Number 112:
    My friend Travis bought me a real rabbit named Leslie. My dad made me give her back to him T-T.

    Random Thing Number 113:
    Beauty and the Beast should've been called Push-over and the *******.

    Random Thing Number 114:
    Music is my BF, GF, SISTER, BROTHER, FATHER, MOTHER, DOG, CAT, FISH. YEAH!

    Random Thing Number 115:
    I knew this chick who was in love with her twin brother. I thought they were they coolest.

    Random Thing Number 116:
    I went out with someone who ended up cheating on me and blaming it on his "other half" Rohan. Then, he said he'd kill himself if I broke up with him. But I broke up with him anyways. ^^

    Random Thing Number 117:
    Lol. In the middle of class some dude's phone rang and it was a super techno ringtone and the guy tried to pretend it wasn’t his by looking around for the noise. It didn't work so he said "Oh darn!" and supposedly turned it off. Five minutes later you hear the techno music again. Aws…

    Random Thing Number 118:
    "Kidney"-Brett

    Random Thing Number 119:
    Awes, I want a fishy!

    Random Thing Number 120:
    I prefer passion over lust, lust over clueless-ness, clueness over arrogance, and arrogance over emoism. =O

    Random Thing Number 121:
    The cutest petname I've ever been called was Honey Bunches Of Oats.

    Random Thing Number 122:
    Check out my soundclick. My songs are movin’ on up.

    Random Thing Number 123:
    I’m liable to change my name/age online. =]

    Random Thing Number 124:
    Random Guy: He’s gonna be up there with mike!
    Me: Mike who?
    Random Guy: Jordan foo, not Jackson !

    Random Thing Number 125:
    “I wanted to be a normal high-school student…but some hooded mo-fo ruined it all.” ~Emo Roxas

    Random Thing Number 126:
    No!

    Random Thing Number 127:
    When I was in elementary, some dude tried to kidnap me when I was walking down the street to get home. Luckily, my brother decided to pick me up and drove passed, got me, and cussed out the guy.

    Random Thing Number 128:
    Kenny: (Beat boxing)
    Briana: I thought he was choking…

    Random Thing number 129:
    Recca: Hey, Domon, do you know why the caged bird screams?
    Domon: Because we kicked it’s ass?

    Random Thing Number 130:
    Brett: Far away from the sky,
    But yet so close,
    To the sun.

    Random Thing Number 131:
    Brett: So deep underwater,
    And so unable to breathe,
    But yet so alive.

    Random Thing Number 132:
    Brett: Sleep at night,
    Dreams in my mind,
    Cant wake up,
    Because I’m blind.

    Random Thing Number 133:
    Kenny: Beautiful as the sun,
    Ugly as a roach,
    But she is fine and ugly,
    Like black cherry.

    Random Thing Number 134:
    Kenny: Rain is water,
    The ground is dirt,
    The sun is hot,
    And I am burnt

    Random Thing Number 135:
    Kenny:
    I am in a classroom,
    And the kids really stink,
    My eyes get watery,
    And I cant even blink.

    Random Thing Number 136:
    Brett:
    Pink is yellow,
    Yellow is green,
    But I don’t see no colors.

    Random Thing Number 137:
    Kenny:
    I see a green sky,
    And a blue sun,
    The earth is yellow,
    I need a hotdog bun.
     
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    number 104 ftw!
     
  3. Jayn

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    w00t! (High-fives)
     
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    *high fives back* w00tzor! Nice list you have here...I don't know why you made it though...
     
  5. Jayn

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    Because I'm bored. I made three others too >>; I have like...more stuff to write.
     
  6. Arch Mana Knight

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    I saw number 3...but yeah...you must be really bored.
     
  7. Jayn

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    That I am =]
     
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    Hmmm...have you done an over 9000 joke yet?
     
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    Nope-ith...
     
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    aawww...oh well! I'll probably end up reading your next list thingy when you make it...I'm part ninja...
     
  11. Jayn

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    *Gasp* No you arent! A true ninja never reveals their...Ninja-y-ness!
    >> To the Jaynmobile! AWAY!
     
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    part ninja...I'm learning some interesting things from a friend...*goes to the Jaynmobile* zomg a Hummer! You must hate the enviroment...
     
  13. Jayn

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    Yeah well, I have my ups and downs. *Activates teh flying feature* w00t!
     
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    *pushes the eject seat button* Bye! *watches you fly out the car* hehe...I pulled a GTA.
     
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    *Pulls string from parachute*I've been GTA'd! >>
     
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    *laughs evily* >8D My car now! *crashes* oops...
     
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    Nehaha...*Takes out a rocket launcher and shoots it at the car* Teh Jaynmobile ish replacable. You've just been HALO'D
     
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    *rewinds time and jumps out before the rocket kills me* aha! *tackles you in slow motion* YOU'VE JUST BEEN PoP'd!!!!
     
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    uhh...ok...I would put a link up that I have already copied but you'd attack me if I decided to show it...PoP=Prince of Persia...awesomeness...
     
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