Hogwarts:Teenagers again

"No im not"she said wiping her hand on Jordan's jacket.

"Ha ha."

 

"As I are a doctor my medical opinion is that once you have been touched by a cootie infected person unless you get vaccinated you will be cootified for ever and anyone who touches you shall be infected too. I do not wish to become infected with Jordan cooties so I shall never touch you again until you have had said vaccination." Casey said in a matter-of-fact and serious tone.

 

"is that a fact?" she said,then grinning evily she wiped her hand on Casey."you were saying?"

 

"Ew! Ew! Ew!" Casey wined, the alcohol he had already consumed obviously making him act even stranger then usual. He pressed his index finger onto his shoulder and chanted "Injection, injection, never infection; Eternal life or death!" He exclaimed before toppling off his chair. He wasn't as drunk as most onlookers would think, but to an insider this was just Casey being Casey with a little added lubrication to his insanity.

 

Cory burst out laughing,he could he not? it was just too funny.

"are you alright Casey?"

 

"Yes, despite your cootie-spreading." He said, propping himself up on his elbows and glaring at his wife.

 

she smiled"you loved it really."

 

"I might catch stupidity from him!" Casey moaned as he clambered back onto his seat.

 

"Hey!"

"nope."she said shaking her head"thats genetic."

 

"I suddenly feel a whole new range of sorrow for our children on account of their genes." Casey laughed.

 

"Im not stupid...it seems to miss the girls...feel sorry for the boys..."

 

"Well that means Cory here could be a total idiot, and so could Mickey. Well... I think Mickey is a certain idiot rather then a potential." He laughed.

 

"Im not a idiot! i got three O's in my OWL's!"he said looking hurt"im not a idiot..."

"Mickey most certainly is a idiot."

 

"I said could, not is." Casey replied to his adoptive son, sticking his tounge out. "And I think everyone knows Mickey's a idiot. I don't think with him its a question of finding the right girl, just someone stupid enough to realise he's not as thick as two bricks at times."

 

"He brings home one more girls...and he's getting snipped,and I'll do it myself."she said

"what's the matter with his girlfriends,i liked them."


"ofcourse you did...they were the type of girls you went out with,no offence Elle."she added

"Eww! you two went out! gross!"


"you really are a idiot."

 

"No offence taken, I know I was a dirty little ****. I wouldn't of gotten knocked up at a prom by someone who wasn't even a student if I wasn't." She giggled. "And yeah, we did. Not for all that long mind you, a couple of months at most I think it was. Your uncle had the biggest crush on me~" She explained with a cooing sound to her voice as she reached over and patted Jordan on the head.

"Some of the things I walked in on in those two months mind you." Casey shuddered.

 

"Haha Elle...and so what? 's not as if you never did it Casey."

"waayy to much info here...might be a adult...but i do not want to hear what went on in your school days."

"good cos see the things your mum done with Zane-"

"Ah no! "he jumped up a little too quickly because he almost lost his balance"call back over when your done have your little dirty talk."he said going over to another table

 

"Least I never did anything like in where anyone and their mother could walk in and see it. I mean the middle of the common room? I thought you two had a little more class then that, I was obviously very, very wrong." Casey sighed.

"When did I ever act classy?" Elle said with a confused expression. "I thought I'd always been a whore."

 

"Yeah...and im a guy version of her"

 

"Nah, I'm sexier." Elle giggled, striking an alluring pose.

"Oh god Elle! I'm joining you in the 'get away from the pervs' table Cory!" Casey exclaimed, fleeing over to where Cory was.